Sean
@seanzolanski.bsky.social
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For real, I don't need a gallon but come on
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
For real, I don't need a gallon but come on
My absolute favorite example from when I was in Spain, I was like this is a foot spa for ants
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My absolute favorite example from when I was in Spain, I was like this is a foot spa for ants
Do not ask me the color of anything
September 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do not ask me the color of anything
This might be my dad-est joke ever
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This might be my dad-est joke ever
I at least use it as an intro to my bottom friends but I'm TIRED of it 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I at least use it as an intro to my bottom friends but I'm TIRED of it 🤣
Me with tops, happens way too fuckin often 💀
September 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me with tops, happens way too fuckin often 💀
OMG lol, such a time capsule
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
OMG lol, such a time capsule
This is so real 💀 like why do I keep ending up with tall bottoms
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is so real 💀 like why do I keep ending up with tall bottoms
Popped out of your mom like "oop"
September 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Popped out of your mom like "oop"
This video always kills me 💀
September 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This video always kills me 💀
Sameee, like yes it looks cool but I feel like it will shatter if I look at it wrong
September 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sameee, like yes it looks cool but I feel like it will shatter if I look at it wrong
The way I can't tell if you're joking 💀
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The way I can't tell if you're joking 💀
Like...what do you MEAN you think Tears is serious??
September 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Like...what do you MEAN you think Tears is serious??