Wrong on a few levels. Conjures up ‘cannot unsee’ images of the notorious human centipede film series

Whilst no arsenal women oficenado. Arsenal have lost their way a little bit. Like a latter year Wenger. Seems to me that the horseshoe needs to be replaced by a ‘fuck it’ mentality. Smith and Kelly need to start. What is too lose

He has been absolute trousers. Defo trying not to get injured for Madrid move. That said. Hope he remains first choice

*hint….be sure to read yesterday’s blog first.

What have you done to the man Phil? Slept with his wife.

I for one found it an insightful enjoyable Podcast #dontletthebastardsgrindyoudown

From where I was sitting it looked like he had a bed time onesie on. #beige

At the match earlier. Never really felt in doubt especially when they were coming at the north end. That said Kepa did well

Train tinnies #lovelane and a dirty steak slice secured

Good man yourself

Gonna go to the Brighton cup game now