Next president should be selected solely on how good they’d look as a tea cosy

PSA I don’t care about lord of the rings or fantasy in general including Harry Potter which makes me different and slightly better than you

Pretty sure this is supposed to say “prevent” accidental incest lol @politico.eu #BrusselsPlaybook

I’ve never seen anything more beautiful

Corporations during #PrideMonth when they realise they don’t have to fake caring about LGBTQIA+ rights because of Trump

Honestly, what gets me is that WhatsApp’s public image as an ‘encrypted’ messaging platform is being interfered by Meta. Meta’s Llama AI is foist foist upon users without their permission. That alone should raise suspicions around encryption.

It’s happening 🫠

Guess what

Also, the Commission says they "need the timely acceptance of innovative recycling methods like chemical recycling to unlock and derisk investments in Europe."

Translation: "We're scared energy-intensive industries will leave Europe if we don't allow them keep polluting. Money money money."

🤮

^which reminds me...umm, evidence-based NGOs that receive LIFE funding = ooga booga big scary

Big Petrochem who have no intention of decarbonising = we love?

Get real.

The "Competitiveness Compass" just casually drops a reference to the Antwerp Declaration, because nothing says bold, independent policymaking like echoing a wishlist cooked up by big business 🫠

Imagine a Commission document referencing an NGO in a "north star" document. There would be scandal!

Look, I don’t make the rules 🇮🇪

Brussels is magical

Back at it again in Brussels

Cringe.

Francesca Stevens, SecGen of Europen: “It’s not industry’s fault waste management has failed. It’s Member States fault!”

Meanwhile companies continue overproducing plastic icompatible with current capacity. But sure, it’s Member States fault.

During @politico.eu’s event tonight on #PPWR