I feel like they saw the trending topic, and misunderstood.

All of luck for the new guy, Mark Mercer from Crucial Role!

If so, does it change your internal organs as well?
We know it changes you to their age as well, does it also give you their cancer? Or take away your cancer?
SO MANY QUESTIONS

22% of the worlds prison population, not the worlds entire population.
Of all prisoners in the world, 22% of them are in the US (according to OP).

It’s the GMU, the Geometric Cinematic Universe.

Draw Steel adds a new wrinkle, where armor just gives you more HP.

Nashville mentioned!

How is Kansas gone in the story?

TheTrickIsJustCapitalizingTheFirstLetterOfEachWordSoYouCanReadIt

Personally, I’m tired of looking at this art style they’ve been repeating.

Fast food chains have already experimented with replacing drive through employees.
That, combined with the growing wealth cap, I disagree with your optimism.

Oh we should start yelling at the government? Has that been working out for you lately?

As soon as they can, it will be sold to corporations to replace all front line/entry level workers. That’s where the moneys at.

Still quicker than the hour long Backerkit pitch

They don’t want you to use it to write your own adventures. They want you to buy their adventures, and only look up monsters when they tell you to.
I’d like it if all Humans were together.
Goblins were with bugbears and hobgoblins.
All ghosts together.
Mass grouping please.