What about his eyeliner? And to that point, why the fuck is he wearing eyeliner?

If he goes inside, he knows he's dead inside a month unless he's already AB aligned. Inmates already don't like kindly on LEO's, regardless of designation. Pudgy white boys like him end up holding a pocket and with their teeth busted out before their first commissary deposit processes.

Again, the question every Democrat running for federal office in '26 and '28 should be asked is, "How many of the current administration should be charged, arrested, indicted, convicted, and imprisoned (preferably in Guantanamo, since Orange was so eager to reopen it)?"

Also remember, the guy in this photo is softer than baby shit and has probably never eaten a punch in his life.

Make sure he finds out what it's like to only be able to eat through a straw for the first time in his life, also.😉

You did read that they're setting it during the 4th of July, right? Hope you like realistic 3rd degree burn makeup...

You left out, "Definitely gets pegged by his wife (no judgment if that's his kink; it's just an objective assessment!)," Lance.

That basically like a sniper bitching out his spotter.

Also Megyn Kelly: Mother to a 14-year-old daughter...

Either way #GetTheChuckOut

Dare I say it, but take if not AOC, take a shot across Hakeem and AIPAC's bow and run Jamaal Bowman.

The robot needs a taser too. Not high-capacity by any means, but who wouldn't enjoy seeing a little ump retaliation?

But all of it was still better than happy hardcore. Because happy hardcore was ass.

This was my immediate thought. Given that the Hippocratic Oath has no repercussions outside of civil court, I genuinely hope the State of Florida enjoys the eventual (and it'll come because ppl are nothing if not litigious) Class Action suit against Ladapo, Desantis, and the state itself.

If ever there was a time for Miss Cleo to clap back at someone... I'm telling you this is it!

Does porn have a trademark on a golden penis trophy? Because this might be worth it purely for the LOLphotos that would come from DJT posing proudly grasping a giant gold dick.

Plus if he did his double-jagoff dance with it...😈