I can't believe the Knicks did it again!

No rush quite like when you run out of healing items during a boss fight but you lock in, take no more hits, and take care of business

It's actually crazy how Mario Ferraro can turn the simplest of plays into something incredibly difficult, putting his teammates in awful positions night in and night out.

Something so nostalgic about watching the #SJSharks completely outplay a team and still be losing by multiple goals. I guess it’s better than being awful and losing by multiple goals.

Can't get over the performance last night by the #SJSharks kids:

Askarov: stopped 22-of-24 shots and had an assist
Celebrini: a pair of goals and an assist
Smith: a pair of assists
Eklund: two assists
Zetterlund: goal

All players 22 or younger except Zetts, who is 25. #TheFutureIsTeal

Went to an actual barber today instead of just going to Great Clips, and the difference is actually crazy. I never believed it would make this much of a difference, but I was so wrong.

We went to bar trivia last night, and one of the rounds was movie clips that involve a boat. They just handed me the phone and I went 8-for-8. This must be what it feels like to run a category on “Jeopardy!”