Sean Philips
@seanphilips.bsky.social
Pregnant women should not take acidmethamphetamine or their children may end up artistic.
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pregnant women should not take acidmethamphetamine or their children may end up artistic.
Oh MTV, how we need you to bring back Celebrity Death Match, today.
June 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh MTV, how we need you to bring back Celebrity Death Match, today.
Fucking hero status, unlocked.
These signs are real, and were posted in DFW Airport bathroom stalls, but it’s a epic level troll.
Those “cameras” are the self-flushing sensor. That phone number? Straight to Dan Patrick’s office.
To whomever posted these, you have my deepest respect.
These signs are real, and were posted in DFW Airport bathroom stalls, but it’s a epic level troll.
Those “cameras” are the self-flushing sensor. That phone number? Straight to Dan Patrick’s office.
To whomever posted these, you have my deepest respect.
February 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fucking hero status, unlocked.
These signs are real, and were posted in DFW Airport bathroom stalls, but it’s a epic level troll.
Those “cameras” are the self-flushing sensor. That phone number? Straight to Dan Patrick’s office.
To whomever posted these, you have my deepest respect.
These signs are real, and were posted in DFW Airport bathroom stalls, but it’s a epic level troll.
Those “cameras” are the self-flushing sensor. That phone number? Straight to Dan Patrick’s office.
To whomever posted these, you have my deepest respect.
Can you imagine being called a pedophile during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
That had to Hotline Sting.
That had to Hotline Sting.
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can you imagine being called a pedophile during the Super Bowl Halftime show?
That had to Hotline Sting.
That had to Hotline Sting.
You and I aren’t the same.
When you speak of “fantasy movies” you mean dragons and wizards and shit.
When I say “fantasy movies” I mean ones where the cops are good humans helping society.
When you speak of “fantasy movies” you mean dragons and wizards and shit.
When I say “fantasy movies” I mean ones where the cops are good humans helping society.
January 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You and I aren’t the same.
When you speak of “fantasy movies” you mean dragons and wizards and shit.
When I say “fantasy movies” I mean ones where the cops are good humans helping society.
When you speak of “fantasy movies” you mean dragons and wizards and shit.
When I say “fantasy movies” I mean ones where the cops are good humans helping society.
The single most unifying event to happen to America in my lifetime was 9/11.
The second most unifying event was the vigilante assasination of a health insurance executive.
The people have spoken.
The second most unifying event was the vigilante assasination of a health insurance executive.
The people have spoken.
December 11, 2024 at 4:25 PM
The single most unifying event to happen to America in my lifetime was 9/11.
The second most unifying event was the vigilante assasination of a health insurance executive.
The people have spoken.
The second most unifying event was the vigilante assasination of a health insurance executive.
The people have spoken.
If a lifetime of drug use makes you find white Jesus, you’re taking the wrong drugs!
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
If a lifetime of drug use makes you find white Jesus, you’re taking the wrong drugs!
Th CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was fatally shot on the morning of December 4th.
Coincidentally enough, on December 5th, Anthem BCBS announced the reversal of its controversial policy to cap anesthesia coverage.
Violence isn’t usually the answer… but sometimes it is.
#denydefenddepose
Coincidentally enough, on December 5th, Anthem BCBS announced the reversal of its controversial policy to cap anesthesia coverage.
Violence isn’t usually the answer… but sometimes it is.
#denydefenddepose
December 7, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Th CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was fatally shot on the morning of December 4th.
Coincidentally enough, on December 5th, Anthem BCBS announced the reversal of its controversial policy to cap anesthesia coverage.
Violence isn’t usually the answer… but sometimes it is.
#denydefenddepose
Coincidentally enough, on December 5th, Anthem BCBS announced the reversal of its controversial policy to cap anesthesia coverage.
Violence isn’t usually the answer… but sometimes it is.
#denydefenddepose
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I’m all for ethical food consumption, but my tortilla chips shouldn’t be old enough to legally consent.
I’m talking to you, #velvettaco
I’m talking to you, #velvettaco
December 6, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I’m all for ethical food consumption, but my tortilla chips shouldn’t be old enough to legally consent.
I’m talking to you, #velvettaco
I’m talking to you, #velvettaco
If, I am ever assasinated, please don’t let my death be in vane. Make sure the video is uploaded on rotten.com
rotten.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
If, I am ever assasinated, please don’t let my death be in vane. Make sure the video is uploaded on rotten.com
Sometimes, I wish I was a gorgeous woman, just so that I could refuse to sleep with any man who drives a #cybertruck
November 30, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Sometimes, I wish I was a gorgeous woman, just so that I could refuse to sleep with any man who drives a #cybertruck
I propose that we hence forth stop referring to the Republican Party as “The Grand Old Party” and start referring to them as “The Diddy Party”. #mattgaetz
November 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I propose that we hence forth stop referring to the Republican Party as “The Grand Old Party” and start referring to them as “The Diddy Party”. #mattgaetz