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Sean Parham
@seanparham.bsky.social
Tech guy but definitely not a tech bro.
Measles vs MAHA
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
That’s because the translators keep making the sign for jerk off.
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The question now: How will the Supreme Court fix this for their Very Special Boy?
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Republicans: stop calling us Nazis 😭

meanwhile:
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Ernst Rohm indeed.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I just learned that Karoline Leavitt is only 28 years old. Holy hell. Evil wears hard.
October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The hero for our times.
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sent to tcook@apple.com, ExecutiveEscalations@group.apple.com, and apple.com/feedback.
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m voting YES on Prop. 50 and I hope you do too.
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well done Disney.

My subscriptions are restarted.
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Seems relevant.
September 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I can always come back?

Try getting on the right side of history Disney, and we’ll talk about it.
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Corporations were enablers and supporters of fascism in Nazi Germany.

I’ve cancelled my subscriptions to Disney Plus and Hulu and you should too.
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump literally instigated and cheered a violent insurrection.

Then pardoned the criminals.
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Fun fact: Hegseth has written that having non-consensual sex with a passed out woman “does not constitute a clear case of rape,” saying it lacked duress since the woman is unconscious.
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Huh. I would’ve thought the mobile McDonald’s would have him in the mood for another weekend of golf.
May 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sacrilicious

@theonion.com
May 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Because I’m a layman’s layman I had to ask ChatGPT for more…
April 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It was great participating in the Hands Off event in San Jose. It was so energizing to be with fellow patriots standing up for democracy and the rule of law. Let’s keep going!

@50501sanjose.bsky.social
@tww-losgatos.bsky.social
#50501movement #HandsOff
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“Donald Trump gets to scribble at his big boy desk alongside other children”

Fixed the headline for them.
March 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@theonion.com as usual putting down the truth.
March 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m pretty happy with my new google maps review. #GulfOfMexico
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Let’s go.
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
OMG this just made my day. A 3D printer person made a wheelchair for their dog and the community has given them $953 for it. 💗 It’s making me tear up.
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
December 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM