Sean Michelle Gellar
@seanmichellegellar.bsky.social
Mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far far away.
Top 100 listeners for Karley Scott Collins
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December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Top 100 listeners for Karley Scott Collins
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We should be using ai for good, like removing every time someone used a voicemail in a song
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We should be using ai for good, like removing every time someone used a voicemail in a song
✅ Haircut
✅ Beard trim
⁉️ Sunburn
✅ Beard trim
⁉️ Sunburn
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
✅ Haircut
✅ Beard trim
⁉️ Sunburn
✅ Beard trim
⁉️ Sunburn
My bank account doesn’t agree but I could get used to unemployment
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My bank account doesn’t agree but I could get used to unemployment
Got job at Telstra for office experience
Got outsourced
Ended up at Telstra partner
Company went bankrupt
Hired by alt Telstra partner
Partner got sold
New owners bought in custom software developers
I worked on project
Partner got sold again
Offered job with software devs
Company went bankrupt
Got outsourced
Ended up at Telstra partner
Company went bankrupt
Hired by alt Telstra partner
Partner got sold
New owners bought in custom software developers
I worked on project
Partner got sold again
Offered job with software devs
Company went bankrupt
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Got job at Telstra for office experience
Got outsourced
Ended up at Telstra partner
Company went bankrupt
Hired by alt Telstra partner
Partner got sold
New owners bought in custom software developers
I worked on project
Partner got sold again
Offered job with software devs
Company went bankrupt
Got outsourced
Ended up at Telstra partner
Company went bankrupt
Hired by alt Telstra partner
Partner got sold
New owners bought in custom software developers
I worked on project
Partner got sold again
Offered job with software devs
Company went bankrupt
Hope the neighbours are enjoying this music as much as I am
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hope the neighbours are enjoying this music as much as I am
Photographic evidence I used the reading nook and need a haircut
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Photographic evidence I used the reading nook and need a haircut
Friday meetings have been meet
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Friday meetings have been meet
As if you couldn’t love Cynthia Erivo anymore
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As if you couldn’t love Cynthia Erivo anymore
I won’t miss the slurping if I get let go from this job
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I won’t miss the slurping if I get let go from this job
Omg. This weather. Fuck it. Let’s call in sick and go to the beach 🏖️ 😎
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Omg. This weather. Fuck it. Let’s call in sick and go to the beach 🏖️ 😎
Guess which dickhead forgot to bring a towel to the gym this morning??
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Guess which dickhead forgot to bring a towel to the gym this morning??
Slept with the garage door open all night again. Fuck what’s wrong with me
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Slept with the garage door open all night again. Fuck what’s wrong with me
God I’d love to chuck a sickie today 😩
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
God I’d love to chuck a sickie today 😩
Forgot to take a pre gym photo before I looked flushed
The filter is doing some heavy lifting
The filter is doing some heavy lifting
September 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Forgot to take a pre gym photo before I looked flushed
The filter is doing some heavy lifting
The filter is doing some heavy lifting
Monday Morning Sean kick that can down the road to Monday Afternoon Sean
Sunday Sean forgot to get fuel so now Monday morning Sean has to sort it out ffs
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Monday Morning Sean kick that can down the road to Monday Afternoon Sean
Sunday Sean forgot to get fuel so now Monday morning Sean has to sort it out ffs
September 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sunday Sean forgot to get fuel so now Monday morning Sean has to sort it out ffs
Accidentally Horny: A story of a man absentmindedly playing with his ding-dong at the urinal while scrolling social media
September 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Accidentally Horny: A story of a man absentmindedly playing with his ding-dong at the urinal while scrolling social media
Rocked up to work late. Scrolling instead of going in. It’s gonna be a long week.
September 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Rocked up to work late. Scrolling instead of going in. It’s gonna be a long week.
All taped up and ready to go
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
All taped up and ready to go
I want to go to the model train show today. These knees do not.
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I want to go to the model train show today. These knees do not.
Friday’s amiright
September 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Friday’s amiright
Chrissy Wake Up!
September 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Chrissy Wake Up!
Can’t be trusted with sharp objects
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Can’t be trusted with sharp objects
I just a baby
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I just a baby