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sean mcgowan
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ooh ow OUCH (im runnin barefoot on gravel rn) owie ow ouch headlines & features @theonion & @clickhole ouch ooh owie currently writing @jackboxgames YEEEOWWWW
TIL: ever notice the door handle at dunkin’ donuts is shaped like a ‘D’? it’s because the D stands for “Drinks (are served here)”
September 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
before he died, i asked my grandfather to share one piece of life advice with me. i’ll always remember what he said
March 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
made a little word puzzle. you’re a mailman who has to figure out which letter goes to which apartment
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
german oceanographers named this “The American Mediterranean Sea” and nobody will recognize it. everybody has said “stop, that’s not what that’s called”
September 13, 2023 at 1:57 AM
aptly named after the pioneering explorer who sailed the world, the Magellan 9800i — the latest in self-checkout technology — “sails” through your items to unlock a “world” of convenience
August 22, 2023 at 12:46 PM