Sean Keane
@seankeane.bsky.social
Standup comedy, sports writing, posts about historical figures being dirtbags. Roundball Rock is the podcast.
We’re having a clearance sale.
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We’re having a clearance sale.
We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.
September 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We scheduled a standup show for 9/11/01 at Blake’s in Berkeley and went through with it because we had no way to refund people’s tickets. That being said, I probably shouldn’t have hosted the open mic afterward just because people signed up. Anyway, this was my set list.
Me and my friend Cooper both love yelling!
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
July 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Me and my friend Cooper both love yelling!
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
I had to wear the Kris Humphries jersey for Opening Day.
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#NBASummerLeague
July 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I had to wear the Kris Humphries jersey for Opening Day.
#NBASummerLeague
#NBASummerLeague
Nephew was proud that none of the Giants cried even though they were losing.
June 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Nephew was proud that none of the Giants cried even though they were losing.
Happy Birthday to Lou Gehrig, Dirk Nowitzki, Salman Rushdie, Jordan Poole, Blaise “Triangle Man” Pascal, Wallis Simpson, Moe from the Three Stooges, Nancy Marchand, Duane Kuiper, Macklemore, Paula Abdul and Garfield!
June 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy Birthday to Lou Gehrig, Dirk Nowitzki, Salman Rushdie, Jordan Poole, Blaise “Triangle Man” Pascal, Wallis Simpson, Moe from the Three Stooges, Nancy Marchand, Duane Kuiper, Macklemore, Paula Abdul and Garfield!
Mr. Booze has finally finished his PhD thesis!
May 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Mr. Booze has finally finished his PhD thesis!
David Zaslav’s presence is why the Knicks lost.
May 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
David Zaslav’s presence is why the Knicks lost.
This car represents three bad decisions.
May 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This car represents three bad decisions.
My nephew put this sticker on my forehead during the 4th quarter and then Gary Payton II hit a three and obviously I had to wear it the rest of the game. You’re welcome.
April 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My nephew put this sticker on my forehead during the 4th quarter and then Gary Payton II hit a three and obviously I had to wear it the rest of the game. You’re welcome.
I wrote a guide for Warriors fans looking for how to hate the Memphis Grizzlies tonight:
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
April 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I wrote a guide for Warriors fans looking for how to hate the Memphis Grizzlies tonight:
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
www.goldenstateofmind.com/2025/4/15/24...
My mom’s diet has the least-appetizing description of food I’ve ever seen.
April 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My mom’s diet has the least-appetizing description of food I’ve ever seen.
This is a photo of loyalty.
April 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is a photo of loyalty.
And from the South region, we have Charles M. Schwab, turn-of-the-century steel tycoon from No. 16 Saint Francis. He broke the bank at Monte Carlo and built the ugliest mansion in New York City. Schwab was wiped out in the Wall Street crash, but can he survive the Final Four?
March 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And from the South region, we have Charles M. Schwab, turn-of-the-century steel tycoon from No. 16 Saint Francis. He broke the bank at Monte Carlo and built the ugliest mansion in New York City. Schwab was wiped out in the Wall Street crash, but can he survive the Final Four?
From the East region, it’s No. 10 Joe Bob Briggs, the drive-in movie reviewing persona of actor/writer John Irving Bloom. You’ve seen him on Monstervision, but will you see him cutting down the nets? Joe Bob says check out the Google Doc to vote.
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
From the East region, it’s No. 10 Joe Bob Briggs, the drive-in movie reviewing persona of actor/writer John Irving Bloom. You’ve seen him on Monstervision, but will you see him cutting down the nets? Joe Bob says check out the Google Doc to vote.
From the West region, it’s No. 10 Peggy Gram from Arkansas. She’s a world champion in female barbershop music and member of the Sweet Adelines. Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my…Cinderella?!?
March 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
From the West region, it’s No. 10 Peggy Gram from Arkansas. She’s a world champion in female barbershop music and member of the Sweet Adelines. Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my…Cinderella?!?
From the Midwest region, it’s No. 9 Fred Schneider from Georgia. He’s bang-banging on the door of a title, and while the tournament has 68 teams, he only recognizes 52.
March 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
From the Midwest region, it’s No. 9 Fred Schneider from Georgia. He’s bang-banging on the door of a title, and while the tournament has 68 teams, he only recognizes 52.
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March 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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