lol if this shit has gps tracking on it i’m gonna lose my mind, delete

nyc is in a different stage of hot dog water development, still home to a petit bourgeoisie of small hot dog carts. the workers of nyc know nothing of the big box hot dog of monopoly capital

dog water theory

and perhaps your angel investor if you play your cards right 😏

vast reserves of valuable used hot dog water untapped throughout the five boros. hot dog carts just dumping that sweet nectar - pink gold, brooklyn tea - down the drain. i’m no professional investor, but you’re looking at a veritable gold mine here

phew so it’s not just me.. took a long walk today after digesting breaking news for days and just got pummeled by an overwhelming despondency when i’m usually a pretty optimistic guy. it’s bad enough just reading the paper, that app will make you sick

not in our lifetimes

big worldwide media event and it still functions as a decent purveyor of breaking news and press releases if you know where to look, but i’m not sure it was ever so poisoned by eliminationist rhetoric and outright disinformation campaigns like it is now

vile responses to vile events, disinfo everywhere but real massacres being denied when the proof is in plain sight. open calls for genocide in gaza from public figures across the spectrum. nasty app, nasty world

*with

i proposed the idea that ‘magic’ is a title bestowed upon the best basketball player at any given moment. magic johnson gets dunked on by john thomas? well, you got yourself a magic thomas! darker, perhaps, is the idea that it works like the highlander

hey @raxkingisdead.bsky.social this pic is why everyone told me when i was a kid i looked like bobby brady

verified creatch

hasn’t yet!