Sean in Shambles
seaninshambles.bsky.social
Sean in Shambles
@seaninshambles.bsky.social
📍Seattle by way of Milwaukee.

I’m scrolling trying to find a scary movie, masterfully producing a song about my dogs for my dogs, and standing firm in my belief of the Oxford comma.
Me after getting back from a great first time in Vancouver, BC
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Last night’s Gaga show was definitely being filmed for a special, not just the audience. Mark my words.
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Love a gay New York sunset dance party. And a horse statue.
May 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
8:30am and I’m already thinking about margaritas after work. Sick fuck.
March 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reposted by Sean in Shambles
He was a few months ahead of himself.
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just want to drain shiny balls tonight. What a fun euphemism!
February 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sunday funday, hookers?
a woman wearing a turban is holding a martini glass
ALT: a woman wearing a turban is holding a martini glass
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Husband is from Philly so go birds, I guess. 🦅
February 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
February 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Sean in Shambles
February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@danagel.bsky.social this is gold (you should post it elsewhere besides threads so we can share it more readily)
January 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’d bet it all that the car in front of me wouldn’t be going under the speed limit if they were listening to Eusexua.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM