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Real Herschel Walker energy.
Herschel Walker flashing a pretend badge.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The post is beclowning itself on so many levels in just one headline.
Photo of a skeet by Brian F. Kelcey showing a Post headline: “Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor - possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll.” Kelcey asks: “Ok so now tell me how many of those projected million are actually gonna show up and vote?” In a reply skeet, Jonny Main asks, “Whats an exododus?”
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every good neighbor agrees.
Mr Rogers looking in the window saying “Yes. HA HA HA, Yes!” like the Onion “sicko” meme.
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Now that the right has gone mask-off fascist, NOW is the time for forgive and forget? No.
NY Times headline “Is it time to stop snubbing your right-wing family?” with picture of Indiana Jones underneath punching a Nazi saying “NO!”
July 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Would Indy find it a convincing argument?
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi with a NY Times headline inside a text bubble asking “Is It Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?”
July 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sometimes Nazis need to be told that trying to take over NY can be challenging.
Rick from Casablanca explaining to a Nazi: “There are certain sections of New York that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”
July 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I saw some advice given to another fascist a while ago…

Occupying American cities is a batshit crazy idea and the media needs to frame it that way.
Rick in Casablanca saying to a Nazi “There are certain sections of Nee York, Major, that I wouldn’t advise you to try to invade.”
June 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Funny, I’ve heard people tell Nazis similar things in the past.
Rick advising a Nazi: “There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.” From the film Casablanca.
June 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.
Rick in Casablanca telling Major Strasser “There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.”
June 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I have a feeling you may need this.
Hot dog man “we are trying to find the guy who did this” meme with face replaced with NY Times logo.
May 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh, looks like there are some guidelines.
May 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
On the bright side, the last seller, AP4liberty, is this guy:
May 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This guy put the “ass” in “classy.”
Screenshot of a skeet showing that the gold nonsense trump put on the wall of the White House can be bought on Ali Baba for anywhere between 1 and 5 dollars a piece.
April 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This book suddenly has a surprising new relevance.
Cover of David Elias’ 1999 book, “Dow 40,000.”
April 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Whole Foods says there are no eggs to buy… 😬
February 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Goodbye, Google! Want to try me, Apple? Capitulation to stupidity is how it starts.
Google maps screenshot showing “Gulf of America,” instead of “Gulf of Mexico.”
February 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Every business on this block will go bankrupt because there is no car in this spot due to DEI and congestion pricing.
Empty parking spot on an otherwise bustling street in Chinatown.
January 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 5, 2024 at 5:26 AM
November 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
They even broadcasted it on TV!!!
ALF with a kitten sandwich from a @josie.zone tweet with the caption “THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING OUR CATS”
September 11, 2024 at 10:21 AM
If you were more aware of the massive number of cat eating illegal transgender aliens in our country, millions upon millions, you wouldn’t have missed this prediction. Do better.
Randy Renstrom skeet depicting ALF, in drag, with the caption “big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats.”
September 11, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Sure, you nailed the 15 minute part, but you completely whiffed this part.
Xitter post by @zoerosebryant depicting cinema’s ET dressed in drag, with the caption “illegal transgender alien.”
September 11, 2024 at 9:54 AM
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
Photo of Mecox beach in Southampton, NY, showing an American flag motif umbrella next to the end of lifeguard protection area flag.
September 1, 2024 at 12:38 PM
You said it. YOU SAID THE LINE!
“Say the line, Bart” meme. Bart says: APRIL 1805. NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE. ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM. OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS.
August 22, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Well, this one had several timelines, including the darkest timeline…
Still from Remedial Chaos Theory episode of Community.
February 24, 2024 at 1:26 PM