Just open the book, coward.

This is the best line read I've ever seen.

Oh, fuck yeah, it gave me a new one when I hit reload.

I hardly ever open Facebook, so its algorithm has no idea what to show me. But every now and then, it lands a direct hit.

It’s here, it’s finally here!

I am the world champion of life.

Look at the majestic art @rustyshackles.bsky.social made just for Hunk Week. Dick baskets. Fabio throwing. Egg sucking. He captured the full spectrum of hunk.

Okay, don’t touch anything, Monster Hunter blacksmith. I’ve found my look.

This might be the least sane article I've written, but it's at least the greatest game ever designed.

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It seems weird this scene from the 2007 film Shoot 'Em Up isn't something we talk about more. The world should look like this:

Person 1: "I have something to say."

Person 2: Paul Giamatti gleefully running over a baby.gif

Person 3: Also Paul Giamatti gleefully running over a baby.gif

Breaking Captain Death News: Little Heads Score Minor Victory.

The latest in Doesn't Work On Captain Death News: If you tell him to strangle himself, he'll just tell you to shut up.

Better luck next time, little head!

This is why you don't talk shit when you're just a head on an arm.

Mark my words: All my Bluesky posts will be about what dosn't work against Captain Death.