I admire your restraint sir! 😁

Bonus round! His regimental cap badges. Not original of course.
Silver is Montgomeryshire Imperial Yeomanry, (local territorial regiment) brass is Royal Welsh Fusiliers. After Yeomanry was disbanded.

My grandads WW1 medals

At the same time, so quintessentially British!🇬🇧😁

This part is crazy... because he truly lacks any form of empathy and self awareness

As the jolly green giant used to say, 'Ho, ho, ho'🤣

Idiots

If it had been Colman's English mustard, might have been a different outcome!🤣

Nom!

He always is. I know he did it for the moolah, but in the Fifth Element, a masterclass in going right over the top, and still being believable in context🤌🤌😁

Last time I tried it out, the pasta was a bit too crispy😁

On my todo list!👍