Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦
@seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social
Proud bilingual 🇨🇦. F-bomb dropper. Smarter than you. Former wearer of uniforms and a few other hats. Seen shit, done shit. 🚫hatred/racism/small minds/crypto BS & pornbots. Views are mine, 0 representation.
Future cancer survivor. Pro🇺🇦 anti🍊💩
Whatcha got?
Future cancer survivor. Pro🇺🇦 anti🍊💩
Whatcha got?
Pinned
I’m not looking for love.
Don’t want nudes. You haven’t got anything I haven’t seen already.
Don’t wanna subscribe to your OF, but congrats on doing your thing.
If your profile is blank, I don’t want to chat. Ever. You’re boring.
Please don’t be dull.
Don’t want nudes. You haven’t got anything I haven’t seen already.
Don’t wanna subscribe to your OF, but congrats on doing your thing.
If your profile is blank, I don’t want to chat. Ever. You’re boring.
Please don’t be dull.
She said: "I'm a diamond in the rough"
I said: " Show me your cleavage"
I said: " Show me your cleavage"
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
She said: "I'm a diamond in the rough"
I said: " Show me your cleavage"
I said: " Show me your cleavage"
I hate to see people struggle.
Please just stop thrashing around while I hold your head under the water.
Please just stop thrashing around while I hold your head under the water.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I hate to see people struggle.
Please just stop thrashing around while I hold your head under the water.
Please just stop thrashing around while I hold your head under the water.
The stupidity online around the AB teachers strike is starting to outpace the sane voices.
And then there’s this comment.
If a private school was fully funded by public money, it would no longer be private…. 🤦♂️
And then there’s this comment.
If a private school was fully funded by public money, it would no longer be private…. 🤦♂️
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The stupidity online around the AB teachers strike is starting to outpace the sane voices.
And then there’s this comment.
If a private school was fully funded by public money, it would no longer be private…. 🤦♂️
And then there’s this comment.
If a private school was fully funded by public money, it would no longer be private…. 🤦♂️
Not saying there’s a lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
But yeah, there’s an awwwful lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
But yeah, there’s an awwwful lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Not saying there’s a lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
But yeah, there’s an awwwful lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
But yeah, there’s an awwwful lot of dumb motherfuckers out there.
Perennial loser who had to parachute into safest riding in Canada attempts to school PM on ‘no more losing.’
Such a fucking little weasel.
Such a fucking little weasel.
'No more losing,' Poilievre tells Carney in scathing letter ahead of PM's face-to-face with Trump | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has penned a scathing letter to the prime minister ahead of his meeting with the U.S. president on Tuesday, saying Mark Carney has been a disappointment on the tra...
www.cbc.ca
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Perennial loser who had to parachute into safest riding in Canada attempts to school PM on ‘no more losing.’
Such a fucking little weasel.
Such a fucking little weasel.
MAGA: tHe RaDiCaL lEfT iS sO vIoLeNt! we’s AfEaReD! tHeY wAnT tO kIlL uS aLl FoR wHo We ArE aNd WhAt We BeLiEvE…
Reality:
Reality:
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
MAGA: tHe RaDiCaL lEfT iS sO vIoLeNt! we’s AfEaReD! tHeY wAnT tO kIlL uS aLl FoR wHo We ArE aNd WhAt We BeLiEvE…
Reality:
Reality:
The guy on the left suuuure knows a lot of pedophiles…. just sayin’….
October 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The guy on the left suuuure knows a lot of pedophiles…. just sayin’….
¡El hombre naranja puede chuparlo!
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
¡El hombre naranja puede chuparlo!
Wondering what to dress up as for Hallowe’en?
October 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wondering what to dress up as for Hallowe’en?
To meet your girl in a park is romantic.
But to park your meat in a girl is fun.
But to park your meat in a girl is fun.
October 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
To meet your girl in a park is romantic.
But to park your meat in a girl is fun.
But to park your meat in a girl is fun.
So, Anna Paulina Loonie wants Dumfukistan to get closer to Russia.
Given her bizarre background, one that would excluded her from service or public office bcuz security risk (possibility of compromise, extortion, etc), something tells she is maybe already close to Russia. And has been for a while.
Given her bizarre background, one that would excluded her from service or public office bcuz security risk (possibility of compromise, extortion, etc), something tells she is maybe already close to Russia. And has been for a while.
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So, Anna Paulina Loonie wants Dumfukistan to get closer to Russia.
Given her bizarre background, one that would excluded her from service or public office bcuz security risk (possibility of compromise, extortion, etc), something tells she is maybe already close to Russia. And has been for a while.
Given her bizarre background, one that would excluded her from service or public office bcuz security risk (possibility of compromise, extortion, etc), something tells she is maybe already close to Russia. And has been for a while.
@chicagonewsbench.bsky.social wants to be blocked.
Delusional MAGA buttmuncher.
Give him what he wants.
Delusional MAGA buttmuncher.
Give him what he wants.
October 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@chicagonewsbench.bsky.social wants to be blocked.
Delusional MAGA buttmuncher.
Give him what he wants.
Delusional MAGA buttmuncher.
Give him what he wants.
Prediction: if Hamas does not aign on before 6 pm (ET), Dumpy will bomb Gaza.
Hey, anyone accidentally added to the Kegsbreath group Signal chat, keep an eye out for strike details!
Hey, anyone accidentally added to the Kegsbreath group Signal chat, keep an eye out for strike details!
October 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Prediction: if Hamas does not aign on before 6 pm (ET), Dumpy will bomb Gaza.
Hey, anyone accidentally added to the Kegsbreath group Signal chat, keep an eye out for strike details!
Hey, anyone accidentally added to the Kegsbreath group Signal chat, keep an eye out for strike details!
So, in other words, he’s definitely gonna do it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So, in other words, he’s definitely gonna do it.
Soooo, as I was saying…
There’s a growing number of Americans who think violence might be necessary to get the country back on track
Nearly a third of Americans – 30% – say people may have to resort to violence in order to get the country back on track, according to the latest PBS News/NPR/Marist poll.
www.pbs.org
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Soooo, as I was saying…
There are cures. Some legal. Some not. A few are morally unacceptable.
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There are cures. Some legal. Some not. A few are morally unacceptable.
Trump: we’re getting out of endless Middle East conflicts that we have mo business being involved in.
Also Trump: we will consider any attack on Qatar as an attack on Dumfukistan and respond militarily…
Also Trump: we will consider any attack on Qatar as an attack on Dumfukistan and respond militarily…
October 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Trump: we’re getting out of endless Middle East conflicts that we have mo business being involved in.
Also Trump: we will consider any attack on Qatar as an attack on Dumfukistan and respond militarily…
Also Trump: we will consider any attack on Qatar as an attack on Dumfukistan and respond militarily…
Why did Trump start with Prizer in his prescription drug battle?
Well, it may have something to do with having so many limpdick followers.
Maybe getting laid will make ‘em less angry.
Well, it may have something to do with having so many limpdick followers.
Maybe getting laid will make ‘em less angry.
October 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why did Trump start with Prizer in his prescription drug battle?
Well, it may have something to do with having so many limpdick followers.
Maybe getting laid will make ‘em less angry.
Well, it may have something to do with having so many limpdick followers.
Maybe getting laid will make ‘em less angry.
Saw a HUGE chili pepper in the grocery store the other day; I had to buy it!
Got up to the counter, the clerk asked how heavy it was.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, “Give it a weigh , give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.”
Got up to the counter, the clerk asked how heavy it was.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, “Give it a weigh , give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.”
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saw a HUGE chili pepper in the grocery store the other day; I had to buy it!
Got up to the counter, the clerk asked how heavy it was.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, “Give it a weigh , give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.”
Got up to the counter, the clerk asked how heavy it was.
I shrugged my shoulders and said, “Give it a weigh , give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.”
Worse than the possibility of an AI Scarlet Johansson is the possibility of an AI Colin Jost.
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Worse than the possibility of an AI Scarlet Johansson is the possibility of an AI Colin Jost.
The AI actress Tilly’s big reveal has finally confirmed one thing in Hollywood: talent agents are complete bottom-feeding parasites.
October 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The AI actress Tilly’s big reveal has finally confirmed one thing in Hollywood: talent agents are complete bottom-feeding parasites.
Funny what passes for ‘alpha male’ in Dumfukistan. Pasty, pencil neck dweebs with no drive and a lot of unresolved anger issues.
Ummmm, smart? I beg to differ.
And irresistible to women. Dude, it’s called “you have family money, a nice car and a tiny peen.”
They’re not into you…
Ummmm, smart? I beg to differ.
And irresistible to women. Dude, it’s called “you have family money, a nice car and a tiny peen.”
They’re not into you…
September 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Funny what passes for ‘alpha male’ in Dumfukistan. Pasty, pencil neck dweebs with no drive and a lot of unresolved anger issues.
Ummmm, smart? I beg to differ.
And irresistible to women. Dude, it’s called “you have family money, a nice car and a tiny peen.”
They’re not into you…
Ummmm, smart? I beg to differ.
And irresistible to women. Dude, it’s called “you have family money, a nice car and a tiny peen.”
They’re not into you…
Petey P is seeking to stir the religious shitpot by wailing that ‘chistians’ are the number one victims of hate-based violence.
🤣
Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ folks might want to have a word with him about his bullshit hot take.
Perhaps if so many ‘christians’ weren’t gaping assholes and actually followed
🤣
Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ folks might want to have a word with him about his bullshit hot take.
Perhaps if so many ‘christians’ weren’t gaping assholes and actually followed
September 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Petey P is seeking to stir the religious shitpot by wailing that ‘chistians’ are the number one victims of hate-based violence.
🤣
Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ folks might want to have a word with him about his bullshit hot take.
Perhaps if so many ‘christians’ weren’t gaping assholes and actually followed
🤣
Jews, Muslims, LGBTQ folks might want to have a word with him about his bullshit hot take.
Perhaps if so many ‘christians’ weren’t gaping assholes and actually followed