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We had a rush filing to Skagit Co Court yesterday but discovered upon arrival that it was closed due to the flooding we’re experiencing in WA ST.
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We had a rush filing to Skagit Co Court yesterday but discovered upon arrival that it was closed due to the flooding we’re experiencing in WA ST.
PIRATE PARKING ONLY: VIOLATORS WILL WALK THE PLANK. We discovered this sign while attempting a paper in Tulalip.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
PIRATE PARKING ONLY: VIOLATORS WILL WALK THE PLANK. We discovered this sign while attempting a paper in Tulalip.
The rain is here! Whether light/heavy rain, drizzle, showers, downpour, thunderstorms, or liquid sunshine, nothing stops us from making deliveries.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The rain is here! Whether light/heavy rain, drizzle, showers, downpour, thunderstorms, or liquid sunshine, nothing stops us from making deliveries.
We served Dracula! It required personal service only. Happy Halloween!!!
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We served Dracula! It required personal service only. Happy Halloween!!!
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT...SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT...AGAIN. We bypassed this sign attempting an address east of Ravensdale near Selleck & Kangley.
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT...SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT...AGAIN. We bypassed this sign attempting an address east of Ravensdale near Selleck & Kangley.
FEATHERS WILL FLY: SEAGULL vs. EAGLE. Will our next mascot be Seattle Legal Seagull or Seattle Legal Eagle?
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
FEATHERS WILL FLY: SEAGULL vs. EAGLE. Will our next mascot be Seattle Legal Seagull or Seattle Legal Eagle?
We're here to help with all your legal needs and we get all sorts of questions including how to spell our email address with “at” vs. “@” symbol.
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We're here to help with all your legal needs and we get all sorts of questions including how to spell our email address with “at” vs. “@” symbol.
Seattle Legal will be closed on Monday in honor of Labor Day!
August 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seattle Legal will be closed on Monday in honor of Labor Day!
We’re starting off the NFL season with attorneys in suits & football gear tossing legal docs out on the field.
August 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We’re starting off the NFL season with attorneys in suits & football gear tossing legal docs out on the field.
We’ve got Superman on retainer serving legal documents for us!
August 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We’ve got Superman on retainer serving legal documents for us!
NEVER MIND THE DOG. BEWARE OF OWNER! This sign & face were posted on a tree east of Ravensdale, WA near Selleck & Kangley while attempting a paper.
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NEVER MIND THE DOG. BEWARE OF OWNER! This sign & face were posted on a tree east of Ravensdale, WA near Selleck & Kangley while attempting a paper.
NO TRESPASSING! THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY GOD AND GUNS. TRESPASS AND YOU WILL MEET THEM BOTH. We encountered this sign attempting a paper in Oak Harbor, WA.
July 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
NO TRESPASSING! THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY GOD AND GUNS. TRESPASS AND YOU WILL MEET THEM BOTH. We encountered this sign attempting a paper in Oak Harbor, WA.
Watch out! We’ll serve you in a swimming pool. Nothing stops us. We go the distance at Seattle Legal.
July 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watch out! We’ll serve you in a swimming pool. Nothing stops us. We go the distance at Seattle Legal.
BEFORE YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. STAND OUTSIDE & GET RIGHT WITH JESUS, TELL HIM YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY!! Photo taken in Belfair-Tahuya, Mason Co., WA.
July 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
BEFORE YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE. STAND OUTSIDE & GET RIGHT WITH JESUS, TELL HIM YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY!! Photo taken in Belfair-Tahuya, Mason Co., WA.
We served Bigfoot legal documents the other day. The Sasquatch cannot avoid us!
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We served Bigfoot legal documents the other day. The Sasquatch cannot avoid us!
Do you suspect your husband, wife, or partner of cheating? Contact Seattle Legal Investigators at 206-443-0885 for a free, no obligation consultation.
June 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Do you suspect your husband, wife, or partner of cheating? Contact Seattle Legal Investigators at 206-443-0885 for a free, no obligation consultation.
Do you need a private investigator? Contact Seattle Legal Investigators at 206-443-0885 for a free, no obligation consultation.
June 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Do you need a private investigator? Contact Seattle Legal Investigators at 206-443-0885 for a free, no obligation consultation.
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June 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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PROTECTED BY HIGH-SPEED WIRELESS DEVICE: Photo was taken by one of our drivers while attempting a paper between Belfair & Tahuya in Mason County, WA.
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
PROTECTED BY HIGH-SPEED WIRELESS DEVICE: Photo was taken by one of our drivers while attempting a paper between Belfair & Tahuya in Mason County, WA.
DRUG DEALERS GET THE HELL OUT OF KLICKITAT COUNTY OR WE WILL THROW YOUR BUTT IN JAIL. We discovered this sign by the Sheriff doing a filing/serve.
May 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
DRUG DEALERS GET THE HELL OUT OF KLICKITAT COUNTY OR WE WILL THROW YOUR BUTT IN JAIL. We discovered this sign by the Sheriff doing a filing/serve.
We had to serve someone on a tugboat. Secure. Gated. Gained access. There was a gap between the dock & boat. A little treacherous. Didn’t stop us!
May 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We had to serve someone on a tugboat. Secure. Gated. Gained access. There was a gap between the dock & boat. A little treacherous. Didn’t stop us!
Our tables are overflowing with work, perhaps due to people filing their taxes. No pressure. Dispatch will ensure that these papers aren’t neglected!
April 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Our tables are overflowing with work, perhaps due to people filing their taxes. No pressure. Dispatch will ensure that these papers aren’t neglected!
We served legal documents to the Easter Bunny yesterday!
April 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We served legal documents to the Easter Bunny yesterday!
Seattle Legal Seagull is facing steep competition now. Meet a new contender for our mascot, Seattle Legal Eagle!
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Seattle Legal Seagull is facing steep competition now. Meet a new contender for our mascot, Seattle Legal Eagle!
We got blocked in serving a subpoena for records at a medical clinic in Kent, WA. This created some pressure because we had other papers & deadlines.
April 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We got blocked in serving a subpoena for records at a medical clinic in Kent, WA. This created some pressure because we had other papers & deadlines.