Seal
@sealbrokein.bsky.social
I post whatever I feel like. Occasional artist, always shitposter, dangerously bisexual
Tariffs hitting hard. You can't even buy fleas at the flea market anymore
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tariffs hitting hard. You can't even buy fleas at the flea market anymore
Yo chuck, congress is passin your girl around like a blunt
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yo chuck, congress is passin your girl around like a blunt
Still alive and kickin it,
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Still alive and kickin it,
Bro are you seriously having a penis erection right now?
February 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bro are you seriously having a penis erection right now?
Hater-for-hire. I can be your hater and I can be your funniest hater, for 5 clams a month.
January 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hater-for-hire. I can be your hater and I can be your funniest hater, for 5 clams a month.
Called Elon musk a little bitch boy and now he's paused sucking Trump's dick to send the national guard to brutalize me
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Called Elon musk a little bitch boy and now he's paused sucking Trump's dick to send the national guard to brutalize me
"Download our app" You are the bastard of the earth
December 28, 2024 at 1:58 AM
"Download our app" You are the bastard of the earth
Cant believe theres people that smoke weed and then go work in their kitchen job. My hungry ass could NEVER
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Cant believe theres people that smoke weed and then go work in their kitchen job. My hungry ass could NEVER
YOU WONT DODGE MY NEXT ATTACK: SUPER PENIS REDUCER
December 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
YOU WONT DODGE MY NEXT ATTACK: SUPER PENIS REDUCER
Hey don't worry baby, no matter how stupid you feel.... you'll never be dumber than RFK jr or the brain worm puppeteering him
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Hey don't worry baby, no matter how stupid you feel.... you'll never be dumber than RFK jr or the brain worm puppeteering him
Every time I see a cyber truck I make sure to make direct eye contact with the driver and slowly shake my head at them. Your truck sucks and im gonna tell you so directly
December 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Every time I see a cyber truck I make sure to make direct eye contact with the driver and slowly shake my head at them. Your truck sucks and im gonna tell you so directly
Taking a hit from my rube goldberg bong. It takes 2 minutes for the bong to light and another 2 minutes for me to be able to inhale
December 19, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Taking a hit from my rube goldberg bong. It takes 2 minutes for the bong to light and another 2 minutes for me to be able to inhale
Electric kettle kinda kicks ass actually. Zero to boiling in one minute
December 16, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Electric kettle kinda kicks ass actually. Zero to boiling in one minute
Elon Musk in critical condition after onlooker brutally mocks his stupid fucking anime-wrapped tesla
December 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Elon Musk in critical condition after onlooker brutally mocks his stupid fucking anime-wrapped tesla
BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Mace was walking outside of her house, when suddenly a bus with 'down with cis' screeched up next to her, people in matching shirts climbing out and attacking her.
December 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Mace was walking outside of her house, when suddenly a bus with 'down with cis' screeched up next to her, people in matching shirts climbing out and attacking her.
"If you block me I win-" Actually I win. Since I never have to see you ever again
December 13, 2024 at 12:38 PM
"If you block me I win-" Actually I win. Since I never have to see you ever again
BREAKING NEWS: CEO of healthcare company destroyed by Spirit Bomb on 5th avenue
December 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CEO of healthcare company destroyed by Spirit Bomb on 5th avenue
Person wearing a "THERAPY FAILED" shirt that's also bloodstained
December 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Person wearing a "THERAPY FAILED" shirt that's also bloodstained
Your furry mutual will bounce between art of their fursona and then posting a life update that reveals that they know how to do some obscure shit. Like decoding heiroglyphics. For fun
December 7, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Your furry mutual will bounce between art of their fursona and then posting a life update that reveals that they know how to do some obscure shit. Like decoding heiroglyphics. For fun
Pretty fucked up how geese can chase you and honk and bite without consequence. Especially when they deform their skeleton and start mocking you in a human voice
December 7, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Pretty fucked up how geese can chase you and honk and bite without consequence. Especially when they deform their skeleton and start mocking you in a human voice
Go go gadget weed vape
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Go go gadget weed vape
It's our civic duty to be as unhelpful as possible to anyone looking for that CEO shooter
December 6, 2024 at 3:26 PM
It's our civic duty to be as unhelpful as possible to anyone looking for that CEO shooter
Nice argument. I've set you up an appointment at the vet. They're gonna give you all your shots and then tag and release you
December 6, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Nice argument. I've set you up an appointment at the vet. They're gonna give you all your shots and then tag and release you
Slightly stoned in the waffle house and meditating over your waffle and hash brown like you've achieved nirvana
December 4, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Slightly stoned in the waffle house and meditating over your waffle and hash brown like you've achieved nirvana