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Seal Girl
@seal-lover.bsky.social
I love seals and estrogen
22 silly years
only a little evil with it
18+ ough
yeag, that tracks
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to put you into a cardboard box and shake it as hard as I can
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
twitter isn't real, it shut down in 2023
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Spite is like half of all my motivations so I try to stay silly. There are some loud idiots though
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Realistically though you can just treat your clothes with permethrin and it should repel mosquitoes and other bugs better than regular spray
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You can make your blood poisonous to mosquitoes, problem is that it'll also be poisonous to you
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
grey seal that's not grey, amusing
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
comments on 99% of the internet are dumber than anyone in the real world, there's no way most of them are real
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
unfortunate, I hope your ok
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just call them gay, way less likely to accidentally offend someone
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
no, I squeezed
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
its like 2% grapefruit juice and I do drink a lot sometimes
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
btw if anyone know if this stuff is fucking with my hormones, please let me know
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I will consider this
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
you don't have to say it
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wonderful
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
what's in the mail?
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by Seal Girl
It's always "puppy" this and "kitty" that
Where's all the love for the seal girls out there...
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
paths ask you to walk on certain tiles, the fence does not ask, it makes you
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
my baby seal brain cant comprehend decorating with fences before paths
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM