@seagullchonky.bsky.social
Hello there, I am SeagullChonky and I am a toxic gamer who loves bread and Rick rolling people. @chonkylotus.bsky.social fan parody account.
Take the bait.
May 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Take the bait.
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
May 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
The post says fan made. Did you make this model to practice?
April 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The post says fan made. Did you make this model to practice?
I really like this.
April 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I really like this.
Ooh cool! A birthday stream! Should be fun. Happy early birthday!
April 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Ooh cool! A birthday stream! Should be fun. Happy early birthday!
Okay everyone, line up and take turns. Don’t cut in front of or trample each other. Everyone may touch the tummy in a nice and organized fashion.
April 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Okay everyone, line up and take turns. Don’t cut in front of or trample each other. Everyone may touch the tummy in a nice and organized fashion.
D’aww… you’re so sweet. I have almost forgotten you want to eat me.
April 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
D’aww… you’re so sweet. I have almost forgotten you want to eat me.
Actually that sounds nice.
a duck is standing next to a bowl of food on the floor
ALT: a duck is standing next to a bowl of food on the floor
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April 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Actually that sounds nice.
Just one moment, I think I left the stove on…
a seagull wearing a helmet and goggles is standing on top of a building in front of a city .
ALT: a seagull wearing a helmet and goggles is standing on top of a building in front of a city .
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April 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just one moment, I think I left the stove on…
I am sorry to hear you are disappointed in me, but this is who I am. Hopefully I can earn back your trust in me.
April 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I am sorry to hear you are disappointed in me, but this is who I am. Hopefully I can earn back your trust in me.
I only now realize I don’t have hands and my wings aren’t cartoon wings. What do you say we call this showdown a draw?
March 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I only now realize I don’t have hands and my wings aren’t cartoon wings. What do you say we call this showdown a draw?
I almost learned to play the piano myself. But I also like the sound of the violin.
March 6, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I almost learned to play the piano myself. But I also like the sound of the violin.
I won’t stop pointing at you unless you stop pointing at me!
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I won’t stop pointing at you unless you stop pointing at me!
A tuba cowboy? Does anyone remember those brass instrument boss battle themes people were making? Was it called the Tuba Wizard?
March 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A tuba cowboy? Does anyone remember those brass instrument boss battle themes people were making? Was it called the Tuba Wizard?