Seaghdh MacCailein
@seaghdh.bsky.social
Writer; "unfunny" comedian; ale, excessively long naps, and anti-depressants connoisseur;
I compensate for this tiny penis by being an ally to anyone who's not a nazi;
I compensate for this tiny penis by being an ally to anyone who's not a nazi;
8/8
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January 25, 2026 at 6:36 AM
8/8
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7/8 Don’t think of yourself, or me, but those, who may read the conversation later. Do your best to make it clear, what we stand for. My fellow nerds, we have the numbers, you don’t need guns. A keyboard is mightier than an AK-48 – I don’t know, I don’t speak gun, sorry – let’s give them hell!
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 AM
7/8 Don’t think of yourself, or me, but those, who may read the conversation later. Do your best to make it clear, what we stand for. My fellow nerds, we have the numbers, you don’t need guns. A keyboard is mightier than an AK-48 – I don’t know, I don’t speak gun, sorry – let’s give them hell!
6/8 Any minute of their time you manage to waste, is a minute they’re kept not hurting someone more vulnerable than you.
They rely on the apathy induced by online interactions. The way to defeat customer support, is in numbers.
That’s all these #kremlinbots are, #customersupport.
They rely on the apathy induced by online interactions. The way to defeat customer support, is in numbers.
That’s all these #kremlinbots are, #customersupport.
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 AM
6/8 Any minute of their time you manage to waste, is a minute they’re kept not hurting someone more vulnerable than you.
They rely on the apathy induced by online interactions. The way to defeat customer support, is in numbers.
That’s all these #kremlinbots are, #customersupport.
They rely on the apathy induced by online interactions. The way to defeat customer support, is in numbers.
That’s all these #kremlinbots are, #customersupport.
5/8 But if they really are a bot, hoping to muddle the waters by spewing shit tonnes of nonsense at people who are rightfully upset and are hoping to have others see and validate their emotional response to the shit storm that’s currently brewing.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 AM
5/8 But if they really are a bot, hoping to muddle the waters by spewing shit tonnes of nonsense at people who are rightfully upset and are hoping to have others see and validate their emotional response to the shit storm that’s currently brewing.
4/8 So I urge anyone, who feels compelled to help, and has time to waste, if they randomly starts hurling nonsense at you online, you hurl right back. Don’t give up, you will win. Either way. If it is just a misunderstanding and they’re just a simple asshole, they will have wasted their time.
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 AM
4/8 So I urge anyone, who feels compelled to help, and has time to waste, if they randomly starts hurling nonsense at you online, you hurl right back. Don’t give up, you will win. Either way. If it is just a misunderstanding and they’re just a simple asshole, they will have wasted their time.
3/8 After several hours of nonsensical replying the account finally blocked me, understanding I was wasting its time.
Now, I worked in customer support, and let me tell you, no amount of money Trump is paying these trolls, makes a person endure anything resembling what CS face on the regular.
Now, I worked in customer support, and let me tell you, no amount of money Trump is paying these trolls, makes a person endure anything resembling what CS face on the regular.
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
3/8 After several hours of nonsensical replying the account finally blocked me, understanding I was wasting its time.
Now, I worked in customer support, and let me tell you, no amount of money Trump is paying these trolls, makes a person endure anything resembling what CS face on the regular.
Now, I worked in customer support, and let me tell you, no amount of money Trump is paying these trolls, makes a person endure anything resembling what CS face on the regular.
2/8 Tonight was the second time in just a few weeks a bot account @darkjaguar206.bsky.social tried to turn the rhetoric against me and called me all the things Donald #Trump has been guilty of, for condemning the murders of #ReneeGood and #AlexPretti.
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
2/8 Tonight was the second time in just a few weeks a bot account @darkjaguar206.bsky.social tried to turn the rhetoric against me and called me all the things Donald #Trump has been guilty of, for condemning the murders of #ReneeGood and #AlexPretti.
The beauty of that is, that if I am in fact a troll, then you're only hurting yourself by wasting time you need to "allegedly" be helping others.
But if I'm not then you're being kept from doing the opposite.
Ergo, I will either way.
But if I'm not then you're being kept from doing the opposite.
Ergo, I will either way.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 AM
The beauty of that is, that if I am in fact a troll, then you're only hurting yourself by wasting time you need to "allegedly" be helping others.
But if I'm not then you're being kept from doing the opposite.
Ergo, I will either way.
But if I'm not then you're being kept from doing the opposite.
Ergo, I will either way.
Wow, the bots are out in full force tonight!
Thankfully I have a keg of beer to get me through the night, and no social life, whatsoever.
*cracks knuckle*
Thankfully I have a keg of beer to get me through the night, and no social life, whatsoever.
*cracks knuckle*
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Wow, the bots are out in full force tonight!
Thankfully I have a keg of beer to get me through the night, and no social life, whatsoever.
*cracks knuckle*
Thankfully I have a keg of beer to get me through the night, and no social life, whatsoever.
*cracks knuckle*
Finally my useless talent of keeping trolls busy is bearing fruits!
Go me!
Go me!
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Finally my useless talent of keeping trolls busy is bearing fruits!
Go me!
Go me!
Oh no! Have you run out of prompts?
How about a recipe for a lamb stew?
How about a recipe for a lamb stew?
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh no! Have you run out of prompts?
How about a recipe for a lamb stew?
How about a recipe for a lamb stew?
Every response you type out is time you don't get to spend harassing others.
I'm doing my part.
I'm doing my part.
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Every response you type out is time you don't get to spend harassing others.
I'm doing my part.
I'm doing my part.
I've done customer support before.
And no matter how much uncle Boris is paying you, you won't last. Nobody does.
And no matter how much uncle Boris is paying you, you won't last. Nobody does.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I've done customer support before.
And no matter how much uncle Boris is paying you, you won't last. Nobody does.
And no matter how much uncle Boris is paying you, you won't last. Nobody does.
Us, outside of Russia, have had treatment for syphilis for a very long time.
I know that doesn't mean much to your mush of a syphilitic brain, I just feel bad for you.
Dasvidaniya, comrade.
I know that doesn't mean much to your mush of a syphilitic brain, I just feel bad for you.
Dasvidaniya, comrade.
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Us, outside of Russia, have had treatment for syphilis for a very long time.
I know that doesn't mean much to your mush of a syphilitic brain, I just feel bad for you.
Dasvidaniya, comrade.
I know that doesn't mean much to your mush of a syphilitic brain, I just feel bad for you.
Dasvidaniya, comrade.
Why are you in the streets, then?
January 25, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Why are you in the streets, then?
And you're a troll, desperately trying to change the topic of the conversation. Because your kings are scared.
Comme ci, comme ça
Comme ci, comme ça
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 AM
And you're a troll, desperately trying to change the topic of the conversation. Because your kings are scared.
Comme ci, comme ça
Comme ci, comme ça
Isn't that why you're out in the streets?
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Isn't that why you're out in the streets?
Are you saying Alex Jeffrey Pretti shouldn't have defended himself, by any means necessary?
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Are you saying Alex Jeffrey Pretti shouldn't have defended himself, by any means necessary?
How's that helping those who have gotten murdered, so far?
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
How's that helping those who have gotten murdered, so far?
So what do you think you're accomplishing here, with me?
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
So what do you think you're accomplishing here, with me?
Daddy Pootin won't let you go off script, huh?
How's ruble doing?
How's ruble doing?
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Daddy Pootin won't let you go off script, huh?
How's ruble doing?
How's ruble doing?
That all you got?
January 25, 2026 at 4:57 AM
That all you got?