i broke my duolingo streak and all i feel is free now

you will not catch me making macaroni and cheese unless it’s from a box

i love leaving my house and having an interaction

any time i feel something really intensely i say to myself over and over again “it’s just a phase it’s just a phase it’s just a phase”

white people love to have a parking spot at work

saturday morning: pilates, sam’s club, drop off recycling, practice pinano

sometimes i think my pride is getting out of hand but then i have to stand in front of middle schoolers on a bad hair day

ppl love to be like… kids don’t know yankee doodle anymore

at the airport being a bitch

“life is sooo full” …. bc youre empty

i can’t finish augustine’s confessions. there is nothing moving to me about some man who does exactly what he wants and ruins his life in the process, annihilates his pleasure centers and then feels empty inside, finds god in his quest for fulfillment and meaning

i love how mary is a beautiful contemplative and martha is a beautiful example of love in practice and lazarus is just like… there

gm

something so sensual and sacred about kneeling for communion, receiving on the tongue

be the reason your ex deletes their fb account

people are always hearing a rumor ab me