Chelsea (she/her)
@seachelsgo.bsky.social
Policy wonk to the bone. Oregon alum (go 🦆!). Ex-Texan, back in NYC. Recovering accountant. 🗽🇺🇸🏳️🌈
I thought I couldn’t be disappointed by the Blazers after all these years, but man, does the front office even care?
June 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I thought I couldn’t be disappointed by the Blazers after all these years, but man, does the front office even care?
Also the bro next to me asking ChatGPT for draft research… Lazy. Soft. Pathetic.
June 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Also the bro next to me asking ChatGPT for draft research… Lazy. Soft. Pathetic.
Wayyyy too many Duke Bois at the NBA draft tonight
June 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Wayyyy too many Duke Bois at the NBA draft tonight
Most hype concession party EVER - congrats ZOHRAN!
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Most hype concession party EVER - congrats ZOHRAN!
NYC Public Advocate Jumaane Williams ( @jumaane.bsky.social ): “Andrew Cuomo represents the Democratic Party that brought us Donald Trump.” Also comments on Bill Clinton being a predator as well 🔥
June 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
NYC Public Advocate Jumaane Williams ( @jumaane.bsky.social ): “Andrew Cuomo represents the Democratic Party that brought us Donald Trump.” Also comments on Bill Clinton being a predator as well 🔥
Election Eve rally with Brad Lander - and a reminder: DON’T RANK CUOMO
June 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Election Eve rally with Brad Lander - and a reminder: DON’T RANK CUOMO
Coney Island feeling closer to NOLA than NYC today and it was magical ✨🪩🧜♀️
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Coney Island feeling closer to NOLA than NYC today and it was magical ✨🪩🧜♀️
They’re alcoholic beverages sold by enterprising hustlers on the boardwalk/in the parks and they’re always delicious. Here’s my koolaid/jolly rancher slush and a passion fruit mango from the Coney Island mermaid parade today!
June 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They’re alcoholic beverages sold by enterprising hustlers on the boardwalk/in the parks and they’re always delicious. Here’s my koolaid/jolly rancher slush and a passion fruit mango from the Coney Island mermaid parade today!
Oh have I ever! I had 2500sq ft of it in my last house, that the previous owners slapped down everywhere with the most minimal of skill and bright white grout. The only reason I kept it was the shock from seeing the cost to replace it.
June 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Oh have I ever! I had 2500sq ft of it in my last house, that the previous owners slapped down everywhere with the most minimal of skill and bright white grout. The only reason I kept it was the shock from seeing the cost to replace it.
Interesting that this account still uses the long-retired H for the Rockaway S shuttle train
June 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Interesting that this account still uses the long-retired H for the Rockaway S shuttle train
Felt really good to get this out of the way yesterday! Feels good to do something only a New Yorker can do after being trapped in Texas for so long (where I had to show my passport and proof of address documents to vote each time). So back 🗽
June 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Felt really good to get this out of the way yesterday! Feels good to do something only a New Yorker can do after being trapped in Texas for so long (where I had to show my passport and proof of address documents to vote each time). So back 🗽
Yes! This is the guy I remember, not this guy on roids with the Gavin McInness haircut. He seemed so personable and earnest in his reporting. Was sad to learn it was all an act.
June 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yes! This is the guy I remember, not this guy on roids with the Gavin McInness haircut. He seemed so personable and earnest in his reporting. Was sad to learn it was all an act.
This story hit the wire just after market open today… and yet Tesla’s stock still rose. In normal times, even a whiff of accounting discrepancies would cause a stock to plummet but Wall Street is fucking bizarro world right now.
March 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This story hit the wire just after market open today… and yet Tesla’s stock still rose. In normal times, even a whiff of accounting discrepancies would cause a stock to plummet but Wall Street is fucking bizarro world right now.
I stopped my subscription to the NYT and they still send me renewal emails and important news updates such as this
March 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I stopped my subscription to the NYT and they still send me renewal emails and important news updates such as this
Interesting discussions tonight with NYC’s mayoral candidates (minus a couple notable exceptions) and their potential climate policy agendas.
March 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Interesting discussions tonight with NYC’s mayoral candidates (minus a couple notable exceptions) and their potential climate policy agendas.
Are we seriously running with these vibes in 2025?
February 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Are we seriously running with these vibes in 2025?
Using the God King tweet and succinct messaging on the issues seems like a better option - images are more powerful than strongly worded letters and diatribes about complex issues.
February 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Using the God King tweet and succinct messaging on the issues seems like a better option - images are more powerful than strongly worded letters and diatribes about complex issues.
Here’s some puppy pics! She’s growing so fast though 😭
February 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Here’s some puppy pics! She’s growing so fast though 😭
She’s only 12 weeks old and she’s already sick of this DOGE shit.
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
She’s only 12 weeks old and she’s already sick of this DOGE shit.
Extremely jealous of Tilly’s lack of comprehension of the horrors of the world.
February 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Extremely jealous of Tilly’s lack of comprehension of the horrors of the world.
