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My parents don’t have a bidet so I have to shower every time I poop
November 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Need to listen to brockhampton with @ Bella right now
November 25, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Having to go to work with a turd in the chamber LLLLLLL
November 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Coughed myself awake now I’m trying to cough myself back to sleep
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 PM
jack of all trades
master of none
cry all the time
cause I’m not having fun
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Need a coffee and a haircut so bad
November 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
FEVER GONEEEE
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Cause you and I will be like a couple of cosmonauts
November 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Setting my intentions for this evening
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 AM
November 20, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I’d love to see ai try to do my laundry for me👀
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Need a soup or salad right now
November 20, 2024 at 1:08 AM
in grad school for what is essentially a hobby
November 19, 2024 at 7:31 PM
At what point do I go to the hospital
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
The chimps discussing their deforestation policy
November 18, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Experiencing discomfort unique to the human form
November 18, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Stomach hurts but still got dominos
November 18, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Ibuprofen help meeee
November 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Body is shutting down
November 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Woke up with one of the worst fevers I’ve ever experience to then sweating through six layers of clothes and now I’m getting breakfast
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
But tbh the best is over and the worst is yet to come
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 AM
On my way! To my 9-5
November 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Body hurts so bad I just thought about peeing in a bottle
November 16, 2024 at 10:50 PM
And my roomate got a girlfriend and won’t watch Kitchen Nightmares with me
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
And called into work only to mutter the words I’m sick as a dog
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM