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@sea-laire.bsky.social
Level 33 nerdlord. She/they, queer. Fandom, fiber arts, and farming. “A kinder, gentler spider queen”
Definitely gonna get nsfw, so 18+ or gtfo
Definitely gonna get nsfw, so 18+ or gtfo
Merry Chrimbs
Billy West Christmas in Kenmore Square WBCN Audio Master courtesy of Tom Sandman Billy & Tom
YouTube video by MrJOHNNYLIGHTNING
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Merry Chrimbs
I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be
I love and hate how many people very high in the echelons of my work are bad at technology. Like how are you the head of this government department and you don’t know how to bcc people? It would be funnier if it weren’t so concerning
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love and hate how many people very high in the echelons of my work are bad at technology. Like how are you the head of this government department and you don’t know how to bcc people? It would be funnier if it weren’t so concerning
I keep seeing people draw holly and call it mistletoe and I am being SO STOIC AND POLITE ABOUT IT
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I keep seeing people draw holly and call it mistletoe and I am being SO STOIC AND POLITE ABOUT IT
I am choosing to believe that Chappell Roan named her cat Trinket bc she’s a Critical Role fan
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I am choosing to believe that Chappell Roan named her cat Trinket bc she’s a Critical Role fan
I NEED to figure out what I need to be eating with these meds I feel like I’m tweaking in this library
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I NEED to figure out what I need to be eating with these meds I feel like I’m tweaking in this library
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif:
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif:
“What have I done” Essek you’re the head of the Kryn CIA and some light extrajudicial killing is bothering you NOW?
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“What have I done” Essek you’re the head of the Kryn CIA and some light extrajudicial killing is bothering you NOW?
Thinking about the time I fainted while donating platelets (hypocalcemia whee) and when the nurse asked what I had eaten that day I couldn’t hold on to a thought long enough to answer but still managed to clearly reply “I heard you but I can’t focus enough to answer your question”
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thinking about the time I fainted while donating platelets (hypocalcemia whee) and when the nurse asked what I had eaten that day I couldn’t hold on to a thought long enough to answer but still managed to clearly reply “I heard you but I can’t focus enough to answer your question”
Thinking about blumentrio and listening to Matches to Paper Dolls and feeling so unwell
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thinking about blumentrio and listening to Matches to Paper Dolls and feeling so unwell
The sexiest thing a person can have is a fully detailed biosecurity plan
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The sexiest thing a person can have is a fully detailed biosecurity plan
Getting a bunch of Giving Tuesday emails but bc I’m a huge queer I see “it’s giving tuesday” and I’m like “what exactly does that mean. Work-week realness?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting a bunch of Giving Tuesday emails but bc I’m a huge queer I see “it’s giving tuesday” and I’m like “what exactly does that mean. Work-week realness?”
I meant to post this earlier but @monkhazard.bsky.social, all the Roy/Riza posting made me think of this all-time tumblr post I have to share with
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I meant to post this earlier but @monkhazard.bsky.social, all the Roy/Riza posting made me think of this all-time tumblr post I have to share with
The struggle of wanting to post a lovely picture of the train platform in the snow but not wanting to immediately dox myself down to a hyper specific location
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The struggle of wanting to post a lovely picture of the train platform in the snow but not wanting to immediately dox myself down to a hyper specific location
Ashley Johnson’s full throated love of fanfic is making me really emotional this morning
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ashley Johnson’s full throated love of fanfic is making me really emotional this morning
Maybe writing a comic with my friend will fix me
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Maybe writing a comic with my friend will fix me
Happy turkey day! Even if you don’t celebrate it, let me share my favorite tradition: Alice’s Restaurant, by the legendary Arlo Guthrie
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy turkey day! Even if you don’t celebrate it, let me share my favorite tradition: Alice’s Restaurant, by the legendary Arlo Guthrie
Listen I know you can’t do a perfectly 1:1 map in a video game but I’m still sore that fallout four put JP in the WRONG FUCKING PLACE
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Listen I know you can’t do a perfectly 1:1 map in a video game but I’m still sore that fallout four put JP in the WRONG FUCKING PLACE
Trying to find a cool way to thank this very practice for always having such nice handwriting
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Trying to find a cool way to thank this very practice for always having such nice handwriting
Going insane over a fic I am the sole audience for, as god intended
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Going insane over a fic I am the sole audience for, as god intended
I need to find someone in fandom willing to practice Polish with me
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I need to find someone in fandom willing to practice Polish with me
Riding through some really rough mental health stuff currently and I think I need to send my therapist a gift basket for all she’s done for me
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Riding through some really rough mental health stuff currently and I think I need to send my therapist a gift basket for all she’s done for me
The fact that Final Pam is 10 feels so wrong. Discounting the fact that she is eternal, it really doesn’t feel like it’s been that long
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The fact that Final Pam is 10 feels so wrong. Discounting the fact that she is eternal, it really doesn’t feel like it’s been that long
The fact that bsky doesn’t allow drafts is my biggest complaint with it. I have a whole thinkpiece about Tanigaki that I can’t put together in-app because I can’t write it all in one go :/
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The fact that bsky doesn’t allow drafts is my biggest complaint with it. I have a whole thinkpiece about Tanigaki that I can’t put together in-app because I can’t write it all in one go :/
10 random things I like
-Bees
-Maritime History
-Russian Poetry
-Textiles
-Sheep
-Dill
-Ceramic figurines
-Birdwatching
-Data Entry (seriously)
-Tea
-Bees
-Maritime History
-Russian Poetry
-Textiles
-Sheep
-Dill
-Ceramic figurines
-Birdwatching
-Data Entry (seriously)
-Tea
10 random things I like:
- Foxes
- Finnish folklore
- Soviet space dogs
- Hook suspension
- The colour green
- Pickles
- David Bowie
- Pansies
- Weird fiction
- Foxes
- Finnish folklore
- Soviet space dogs
- Hook suspension
- The colour green
- Pickles
- David Bowie
- Pansies
- Weird fiction
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.
•Cats (especially my cat)
•chai lattes
•getting goosebumps listening to music
•cooking (and eating)
•dancing around my apartment
•the feeling of curling up in a cold bed
•WEED
•horror movies
•swimming
•flirting
•Cats (especially my cat)
•chai lattes
•getting goosebumps listening to music
•cooking (and eating)
•dancing around my apartment
•the feeling of curling up in a cold bed
•WEED
•horror movies
•swimming
•flirting
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
10 random things I like
-Bees
-Maritime History
-Russian Poetry
-Textiles
-Sheep
-Dill
-Ceramic figurines
-Birdwatching
-Data Entry (seriously)
-Tea
-Bees
-Maritime History
-Russian Poetry
-Textiles
-Sheep
-Dill
-Ceramic figurines
-Birdwatching
-Data Entry (seriously)
-Tea