Shadow Wolf
@sdwolf.com
Furry, Firefighter, NREMT, and Firearms Instructor, not necessarily in that order. I do computer stuff for a living, and spend it all on bills and dumb shit
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Shadow Wolf
@sdwolf.com
· Jan 4
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Starting a thread over here cause Twitter is a cesspit...
Today's workout:
1/3/2025
13:59 1 mile
4×10
Rowing 160
Chest press 170
Back extension 240
Lat pulldown 140
Pec deck 80
Today's workout:
1/3/2025
13:59 1 mile
4×10
Rowing 160
Chest press 170
Back extension 240
Lat pulldown 140
Pec deck 80
This is truly the world's smartest dog breed
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is truly the world's smartest dog breed
3d printing version 3.0 of the project box.
My filament is old and wet and my ender 3 needs replaced.
My filament is old and wet and my ender 3 needs replaced.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
3d printing version 3.0 of the project box.
My filament is old and wet and my ender 3 needs replaced.
My filament is old and wet and my ender 3 needs replaced.
Guess who has two thumbs and just used our in house AI tool to write my year end performance review (because it doesn't fucking matter)
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and just used our in house AI tool to write my year end performance review (because it doesn't fucking matter)
100% of the story included in the initial release.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
100% of the story included in the initial release.
When they try to get up because they don't realize the knot hasn't shrunk yet.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When they try to get up because they don't realize the knot hasn't shrunk yet.
Sadly, I don't envision any other form of media being released. Flash and iterative improvements to it are so ubiquitous that it doesn't really make sense to change. Optical is dead, magnetic is gonna be dead when servers migrate away from HDD. game console blu rays might be the only exception
The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sadly, I don't envision any other form of media being released. Flash and iterative improvements to it are so ubiquitous that it doesn't really make sense to change. Optical is dead, magnetic is gonna be dead when servers migrate away from HDD. game console blu rays might be the only exception
Smiling thinking about yesterday when I was giving @olivertfion.bsky.social a kiss on the couch and Max jumped up and started kissing him too 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Smiling thinking about yesterday when I was giving @olivertfion.bsky.social a kiss on the couch and Max jumped up and started kissing him too 🤣
Best part is that IT'S NOT ILLEGALS.
US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.
US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.
The only way Trump would stop it is if he thought it’d make him look like a hero.
As it is 42 million of us are about to go hungry and the rest are about to have groceries hiked up even higher to make up for the financial loss of SNAP economically, which is estimated to be over 13 Billion.
As it is 42 million of us are about to go hungry and the rest are about to have groceries hiked up even higher to make up for the financial loss of SNAP economically, which is estimated to be over 13 Billion.
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Best part is that IT'S NOT ILLEGALS.
US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.
US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.
Max why must you pee on the floor when you go outside every two hours! I know you can hold it you little monster
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Max why must you pee on the floor when you go outside every two hours! I know you can hold it you little monster
Doge Mahal is floored! Now the only thing it needs is grouted and flushed and it's done and ready for a layer of straw bedding and puppy antics.
95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.
95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Doge Mahal is floored! Now the only thing it needs is grouted and flushed and it's done and ready for a layer of straw bedding and puppy antics.
95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.
95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.
Gym bulge... silly shorts.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gym bulge... silly shorts.
Happy Columbo Day to those who celebrate.
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October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Columbo Day to those who celebrate.
This ball of violence has gained 19.6 lbs since his first weight check. He's growing bigger by the day, and if he ever stops biting he might be a good dog.
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This ball of violence has gained 19.6 lbs since his first weight check. He's growing bigger by the day, and if he ever stops biting he might be a good dog.
Let the court record reflect that 16:49 on 10/09/2025 was the first time I listened to All I Want For Christmas Is You in the 2025 calendar year...
It's too goddamn early.
It's too goddamn early.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let the court record reflect that 16:49 on 10/09/2025 was the first time I listened to All I Want For Christmas Is You in the 2025 calendar year...
It's too goddamn early.
It's too goddamn early.
@olivertfion.bsky.social packing the dog and heading south to visit family like...
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@olivertfion.bsky.social packing the dog and heading south to visit family like...
The US government has gone so fundamentally sideways with political extremism it's not even funny.
In blatant violation of the Hatch Act, US Government staff took their 4 hours of orderly shutdown time today and put up hostile rhetoric aimed at inciting stochastic terrorism on dozens of USG sites.
In blatant violation of the Hatch Act, US Government staff took their 4 hours of orderly shutdown time today and put up hostile rhetoric aimed at inciting stochastic terrorism on dozens of USG sites.
October 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The US government has gone so fundamentally sideways with political extremism it's not even funny.
In blatant violation of the Hatch Act, US Government staff took their 4 hours of orderly shutdown time today and put up hostile rhetoric aimed at inciting stochastic terrorism on dozens of USG sites.
In blatant violation of the Hatch Act, US Government staff took their 4 hours of orderly shutdown time today and put up hostile rhetoric aimed at inciting stochastic terrorism on dozens of USG sites.
Presented without context, Max attempts to get snacks, no matter the cost.
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Presented without context, Max attempts to get snacks, no matter the cost.
As it turns out, there's a deeply buried clause that says the president is allowed to do literally anything he wants as long as he says "nuh uh" when lawyers, courts, militaries, congress, or the public tells him he's not legally able to do something or that he must cease and desist doing it
October 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
As it turns out, there's a deeply buried clause that says the president is allowed to do literally anything he wants as long as he says "nuh uh" when lawyers, courts, militaries, congress, or the public tells him he's not legally able to do something or that he must cease and desist doing it
There's a special place in hell for drivers who skip entire lines of traffic to cut in right at a turn, or who go past the turn to do a u turn and cut in front of you.
You should be shot.
You should be shot.
September 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There's a special place in hell for drivers who skip entire lines of traffic to cut in right at a turn, or who go past the turn to do a u turn and cut in front of you.
You should be shot.
You should be shot.
If feeding hungry children is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Fuck this schoolboard. Free lunch for all kids or bust. Pennsylvania fuckin implemented free breakfast for literally everyone over a decade ago, all the kids have to do is show up at the cafeteria.
Fuck this schoolboard. Free lunch for all kids or bust. Pennsylvania fuckin implemented free breakfast for literally everyone over a decade ago, all the kids have to do is show up at the cafeteria.
youtube.com/shorts/7-dHP...
If what this lunch lady did was wrong, fuck me.
I don't want to be right.
It's time for Colorado to actually FULLY implement universal school meals for ALL children. Free school meals should NOT be something districts opt out of.
Horseshit!!!
If what this lunch lady did was wrong, fuck me.
I don't want to be right.
It's time for Colorado to actually FULLY implement universal school meals for ALL children. Free school meals should NOT be something districts opt out of.
Horseshit!!!
LUNCH LADY FIRED AFTER 14 YEARS FOR FEEDING CHILD WITH NO MONEY. #news #shorts
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September 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If feeding hungry children is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Fuck this schoolboard. Free lunch for all kids or bust. Pennsylvania fuckin implemented free breakfast for literally everyone over a decade ago, all the kids have to do is show up at the cafeteria.
Fuck this schoolboard. Free lunch for all kids or bust. Pennsylvania fuckin implemented free breakfast for literally everyone over a decade ago, all the kids have to do is show up at the cafeteria.
Moment of calm brought to you by peanut butter and lick mats
September 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Moment of calm brought to you by peanut butter and lick mats
It's that time... Max got his dosage of flea and tick, and deworming today. Dewormer he ate without questioning, flea and tick he wasn't a huge fan of having applied
September 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's that time... Max got his dosage of flea and tick, and deworming today. Dewormer he ate without questioning, flea and tick he wasn't a huge fan of having applied
I don't always pull emergency overnight shifts at the EMS station, but when I do it's usually the night before I've got a customer inspection at my day job.
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September 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I don't always pull emergency overnight shifts at the EMS station, but when I do it's usually the night before I've got a customer inspection at my day job.
Your daily dosage of Max and his sleepy puppy self.
He's 60% legs and 20% ears
He's 60% legs and 20% ears
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Your daily dosage of Max and his sleepy puppy self.
He's 60% legs and 20% ears
He's 60% legs and 20% ears
Lmfao... that might be the first time I've ever driven @olivertfion.bsky.social from the room in a public place.
Singing Rhinestone Cowboy at the top of my lungs with some very drunk football fans in the American Legion.
Singing Rhinestone Cowboy at the top of my lungs with some very drunk football fans in the American Legion.
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Lmfao... that might be the first time I've ever driven @olivertfion.bsky.social from the room in a public place.
Singing Rhinestone Cowboy at the top of my lungs with some very drunk football fans in the American Legion.
Singing Rhinestone Cowboy at the top of my lungs with some very drunk football fans in the American Legion.