@sdvorsky.bsky.social
Pair o' dipshitz.
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pair o' dipshitz.
As God is my witness, I thought this was @nytpitchbot.bsky.social .
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
As God is my witness, I thought this was @nytpitchbot.bsky.social .
TBH I don't know how you contained yourself. It's all so deeply unserious at such a critical juncture for Iowa and Iowans. 😒
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
TBH I don't know how you contained yourself. It's all so deeply unserious at such a critical juncture for Iowa and Iowans. 😒
I just moved 2 end tables and a floor lamp and now I have to take a nap. Sending best wishes...
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just moved 2 end tables and a floor lamp and now I have to take a nap. Sending best wishes...
Portland Strong. Thank you, Portland for setting the tone. Frogs and unicorns and patriots all the way down.
October 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Portland Strong. Thank you, Portland for setting the tone. Frogs and unicorns and patriots all the way down.
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen, the nation cries out for you. This whole mess needs a bird put on it.
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen, the nation cries out for you. This whole mess needs a bird put on it.
IYKYK "I don't want a kleenex when my nose is runny. I just want a plate and a fork and my bunny."
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
IYKYK "I don't want a kleenex when my nose is runny. I just want a plate and a fork and my bunny."
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social and @kamalaharris.com enter the chat.
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social and @kamalaharris.com enter the chat.
The dress rehearsal for 2026 seems to be going well.
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The dress rehearsal for 2026 seems to be going well.
She was kind and funny and smart. A terrible loss for her family and her friends. I'm sorry for your loss as well.
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
She was kind and funny and smart. A terrible loss for her family and her friends. I'm sorry for your loss as well.
I love this for them. So. Much.
August 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I love this for them. So. Much.
Huge congratulations to Senate Democratic Leader Janice Weiner and her team. And the indomitable Woodbury County Dems!
August 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Huge congratulations to Senate Democratic Leader Janice Weiner and her team. And the indomitable Woodbury County Dems!
She'd have married him with paper rings.
August 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
She'd have married him with paper rings.
Iowa enters the chat. So proud to have been an early adopter of the planned giveaway of our once best thing.
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Iowa enters the chat. So proud to have been an early adopter of the planned giveaway of our once best thing.
Iowa would like a word. We've made sure our minimum wage is locked in at $7.25. And then gave away the education budget to private school vouchers. Red state race to the bottom.
August 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Iowa would like a word. We've made sure our minimum wage is locked in at $7.25. And then gave away the education budget to private school vouchers. Red state race to the bottom.
Chris Jones is out here every day shouting down the house on the corporate and political cabal poisoning Iowa's water and its people. But this visual is worth its weight in Substack posts. "One day, one river, in Iowa." We don't have to accept this.
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Chris Jones is out here every day shouting down the house on the corporate and political cabal poisoning Iowa's water and its people. But this visual is worth its weight in Substack posts. "One day, one river, in Iowa." We don't have to accept this.
Joni Ernst is a heinous bitch.
May 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Joni Ernst is a heinous bitch.
This is beautifully written. Thank you.
May 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is beautifully written. Thank you.
"...his little birthday parade" is an underrated gem in this clip. She's a treasure.
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"...his little birthday parade" is an underrated gem in this clip. She's a treasure.
I'm told that my application to the Rockettes has been accepted and I'll be in this year's Christmas show.
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm told that my application to the Rockettes has been accepted and I'll be in this year's Christmas show.