Stephen Roberts
sdrobertscode.bsky.social
Stephen Roberts
@sdrobertscode.bsky.social
Engineering Team Lead 👨‍💻 React, Python, Kotlin, Node 💻 Certified AWS Solutions Architect ☁️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧Views own
Me after I ask the dumbest question in ChatGPT history
October 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ChatGPT stop lying to me, I know i'm an actual idiot

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July 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It took me £400 and 5 hours of software updates to remember that I’m garbage at Madden so I’m garbage at CFB 25
a football player with the number 3 on his jersey kneeling down
ALT: a football player with the number 3 on his jersey kneeling down
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Stephen Roberts
The CBB API is now publicly available! If you're thinking of checking it out, this walkthrough is a great introduction on using the companion Python package to generate charts.
Talking Tech: Generating Shot Charts using the Basketball API
We are going to be plotting team shot charts on top of a standard NCAA men's court using Python and the CollegeBasketballData.com API along with a few common Python packages.
blog.collegefootballdata.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Superbowl plan:

1Q - Doritos
2Q - Jammie Dodgers
3Q - Mini Eggs
4Q - Strawberry laces

Self-loathing planned straight afterwards
February 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"If the president's sanctions lead to higher prices for American consumers, on Colombian imports like coffee..."

I am praying for all my American friends right now ☕
January 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is the best thing I've done
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM