Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope.
It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope.
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk.
But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk.
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why.
It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope.
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk.
But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk.
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Now maybe I'm dirty, and maybe I smoke a little dope.
It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope.
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk.
But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk.
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why.
It ain't like I'm going on TV and tearing pictures of the pope.
I know I get wild and I know I get drunk.
But it ain't like I gotta bunch of bodies in my trunk.
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why.
Should have gone with Red Owl instead.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Should have gone with Red Owl instead.
Okay…I grew up in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, right on I-90. There was a truck stop just off the exit that was originally called “Road Runner” and used a copy of the Warner Brothers cartoon as their logo.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Okay…I grew up in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, right on I-90. There was a truck stop just off the exit that was originally called “Road Runner” and used a copy of the Warner Brothers cartoon as their logo.
Groucho Marx is the only other person who comes to mind.
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Groucho Marx is the only other person who comes to mind.
North Dakota decided this issue years ago when they said yes to putting the name of a Nazi enthusiast on their hockey facility. (You know…back when that was a really bad thing)
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
North Dakota decided this issue years ago when they said yes to putting the name of a Nazi enthusiast on their hockey facility. (You know…back when that was a really bad thing)
Liking this Wolves draft pick.
June 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Liking this Wolves draft pick.
Me every time I read a headline now
April 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Me every time I read a headline now
Will never complain about a MST3K reference, but this is where my mind went to.
April 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Will never complain about a MST3K reference, but this is where my mind went to.
I’ve never met a dog that winks until we got Mikey. He winks all the time when you talk to him. It’s bizarre, but he’s a good doggo.
March 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ve never met a dog that winks until we got Mikey. He winks all the time when you talk to him. It’s bizarre, but he’s a good doggo.
Me keeping this photo saved on my phone finally paid off!
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me keeping this photo saved on my phone finally paid off!
2003 was a messed up year…here’s a Carrot Top 1-800-CALL-ATT car.
January 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
2003 was a messed up year…here’s a Carrot Top 1-800-CALL-ATT car.
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
November 30, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie