Shady Dell Public Library
@sdpl.bsky.social
By the time you see the librarian, it’s too late: she’s already spotted you.
Under no circumstances should you invite a FBL Librarian into your house. If someone claiming to be an FBL Librarian approaches you, avoid eye contact and contact our Main Branch Tipline immediately. Press 6 at the menu.
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Under no circumstances should you invite a FBL Librarian into your house. If someone claiming to be an FBL Librarian approaches you, avoid eye contact and contact our Main Branch Tipline immediately. Press 6 at the menu.
What a viable young man! Would you consider applying for a Page position at our Main Branch? Minimum wage, but there are…benefits.
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
What a viable young man! Would you consider applying for a Page position at our Main Branch? Minimum wage, but there are…benefits.
Anyone with information on Diana M.’s whereabouts should call the SDPL Main Branch Anonymous Tipline (Press 2 and the menu). Thank you for your patience as we work through this staffing issue!
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Anyone with information on Diana M.’s whereabouts should call the SDPL Main Branch Anonymous Tipline (Press 2 and the menu). Thank you for your patience as we work through this staffing issue!
Or when someone peruses the Book of Death and Certaine Recippes Containing the Liver-Organ of Various Animals (located in the basement archives) and just leaves the pages…open. Our Librarians hate that trope. 🙄
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Or when someone peruses the Book of Death and Certaine Recippes Containing the Liver-Organ of Various Animals (located in the basement archives) and just leaves the pages…open. Our Librarians hate that trope. 🙄
(The basement archives are currently closed for remodeling.)
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
(The basement archives are currently closed for remodeling.)
Agnes L. will update as soon as she has a fix.
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Agnes L. will update as soon as she has a fix.
Our Librarians frown upon AI, too. Of course, our Librarians frown upon everything.
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Our Librarians frown upon AI, too. Of course, our Librarians frown upon everything.
Visit Agnes weekdays between 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. at SDPL’s main branch in the Room of Heads, third floor, last door on the left.
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Visit Agnes weekdays between 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. at SDPL’s main branch in the Room of Heads, third floor, last door on the left.
Which is odd because SDPL was founded in 1983 and women stopped having to dress as Cockney lads to receive higher education in 1970-something and—well, it doesn’t add up. But please don’t point this out to Agnes; it will aggravate her pleurisy.
January 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Which is odd because SDPL was founded in 1983 and women stopped having to dress as Cockney lads to receive higher education in 1970-something and—well, it doesn’t add up. But please don’t point this out to Agnes; it will aggravate her pleurisy.