Scynthious (Taylor's Version)
scynthious.bsky.social
Scynthious (Taylor's Version)
@scynthious.bsky.social
Adjacent to a network engineer. Just an old dude being a terminally online crochety leftist fuck.

"What was missing from those scriptures will be written in my blood."
Much 🫶 to Vessel

No freedom 'til we're equal, damn right I support it.
Repping House Fortemps at Kroger today.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I hate my brain.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Not a fan of Sweetwater Brewing's IPAs, but if you come across their "Dive Beer" lager, I'm kind of digging it.

It's like if I was craving a PBR, but... good?
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Woke up.
Had ham and sides while successfully avoiding my family.
Watched some YouTube.
Took a nap.
Spent 4 hours hanging on Discord with my chsoen family.
Played some Escape From Duckov.
Tucked in the missus.
Winding down with Timberborn and Sleep Token.

I gotta say it was a good day.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy holiday to all who are celebrating.

I hope you have the opportuniy to spend it with your chosen family.

If your other family is stressing you out, step back, and take this moment to breathe.

Just breathe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You've got a real type of thing going down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm going round
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Gone from shaving head and face daily to just buzzing them every couple of months since we moved to WFH.

Wife buzzed my head last week for an endo appt.

Just decided I was tired of the beard and decided to have some fun with it.

Aimed for somewhere between George Motz and Toomds from Riddick.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Perfect timing Randall.

I really needed to pee - so this is a perfect time for me to cry quietly on the can for a bit.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Discord buddy is a dill pickle fiend.

I am fairly baked.

I just anonymously sent hime a bunch of dill pickle themed Xmas ornaments and snacks.

Our Saturday night group call should be interesting.

My inner chaos goblin may have quieted over the years, but she's still there. 😈
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
@littlegunbunny.bsky.social "Tits & Autism"? I can't breathe right now...

That would've been one hell of a band name in the 90's.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#VacayDayTres Let's start today with a beer and 48 minutes of Leonard French talking about the Comey case, because my brain is fundamentally ... um ... something.

One day I'll figure it out. Maybe. Qui sait?
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Day Two of vacation is winding down.

I feel s̶o̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶a̶x̶e̶d̶.̶

I feel s̶o̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶.̶

I feel like I've been sleeping in my office chair just vibing to music and dozing and watching reactions videos since I clocked out 15 minutes early on Friday.

I feel.

And breathing has gotten a bit easier.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Had 2 ultrasounds yesterday.

First one - 10min, flat on my back, arm above my head
Second one?
30-40 minutes of contorting my upper body into the most uncomfortable positions possible.

This morning it feels like I spent that entire time doing crunches. Like FMJ Pyle après blanket party.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Imaging tech: "You chart says your gall bladder was removed, correct?"

Me, having my fingers crossed for a week hoping they'd mention it: "Yeah, it went out for smokes in '94... I'm sure it will be back any day now."
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Someone, somewhere, finally un-fucked the link between one of our customer's SNow implementation and ours, because we got in a couple of hundred "Hey, this circuit is in our database but not yours - please add it" cases.

Did someone light the "boring and tedious" signal? *cracks knuckles*
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I watch reaction videos for exactly two things.

Seeing people's first time reaction to music I love, which ultimately leads to me finding new music that I adore,

And seeing the spark of life leave their eyes when Wash dies in Serenity.

It's been 20 years. Know my pain. #StopKillingAlanTudyk
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I need a Bo Burnham "I don't think that I can handle this right now" shirt.

Maybe one to wear out, and one super oversized with long sleeves for snuggling in.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Breakfast is breakfast, right?

And this bourbon pairs nicely with these thin mints...
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
And now, time for tacos.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Scynthious (Taylor's Version)
Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Was chilly and drab here all last week.

When I clock out and head off to vote today, it's going to be sunny and 70.

It's almost like someone added some fuel to the fires...
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
To all my GA people, reminder that we have a special election Tuesday. Everyone in the state can vote in both PSC races. www.govotega.org/psc
PSC — Go Vote Georgia
www.govotega.org
November 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Today's agenda:
-work until 4, usual nap at 1
-find where I left my hoodie 7 months ago
-nap in the passenger seat while my vitamins kick in
-vote in the special election
-play "I dunno, what do you want for dinner" with the missus
-tune out all the crap in my head until Monday morning
-breathe
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Feels a bit too early in the week to be this tired.
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM