@scwetjeans1.bsky.social
Reposted
Anyway, expect The Onion to do big, dumb, unexpected things in the next year. We'll use our singular place in the world to give good people the words and guts to get through a truly fucking stupid time.
If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it.
membership.theonion.com
If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it.
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
April 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Anyway, expect The Onion to do big, dumb, unexpected things in the next year. We'll use our singular place in the world to give good people the words and guts to get through a truly fucking stupid time.
If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it.
membership.theonion.com
If you want to help us, then get a paper in the mail. You will love it.
membership.theonion.com
Reposted
The Onion is in a unique spot: We're independent and not beholden to anyone, in a time when that's increasingly both rare and necessary. We're one of the rare media organizations allowed, and expected, to say things no one else can say, but everybody knows is true.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
April 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Onion is in a unique spot: We're independent and not beholden to anyone, in a time when that's increasingly both rare and necessary. We're one of the rare media organizations allowed, and expected, to say things no one else can say, but everybody knows is true.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
We'll be exploiting that in 2025.
Reposted
I'm so proud of what this place has accomplished over the last year, like sending a newspaper to subscribers in every state and 50 countries. People tell us it makes opening their mailbox a little less horrifying every day, and I love that.
But we're going to be even more fearless in the next year.
But we're going to be even more fearless in the next year.
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm so proud of what this place has accomplished over the last year, like sending a newspaper to subscribers in every state and 50 countries. People tell us it makes opening their mailbox a little less horrifying every day, and I love that.
But we're going to be even more fearless in the next year.
But we're going to be even more fearless in the next year.
Reposted
I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want to be clear about this: Fighting for art and speech and jokes and generally not being a piece of shit is good for the soul, obviously.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
But it's also good for business.
The places that abandoned their values to get in line and kiss the ring are fading. The Onion is growing.
Reposted
I want to make this clear: We're growing BECAUSE we stuck to who we are in the face of fascism.
Eight days after the election, when everyone was scared, we bought InfoWars. (So was the court, turns out. We're working on it.)
We knew it would be hard, but the world needed it, so we did it.
Eight days after the election, when everyone was scared, we bought InfoWars. (So was the court, turns out. We're working on it.)
We knew it would be hard, but the world needed it, so we did it.
April 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want to make this clear: We're growing BECAUSE we stuck to who we are in the face of fascism.
Eight days after the election, when everyone was scared, we bought InfoWars. (So was the court, turns out. We're working on it.)
We knew it would be hard, but the world needed it, so we did it.
Eight days after the election, when everyone was scared, we bought InfoWars. (So was the court, turns out. We're working on it.)
We knew it would be hard, but the world needed it, so we did it.
Reposted
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
Reposted
Pissing at public toilet
March 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pissing at public toilet
Reposted
Not white anymore 😱
March 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Not white anymore 😱
Reposted
What happened to these pants!? 💦💦💦
March 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What happened to these pants!? 💦💦💦
Reposted
Reposted
I peed my baggy jeans at the train station. It was an embarrassing ride home.
March 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I peed my baggy jeans at the train station. It was an embarrassing ride home.
Reposted
The only choice left was to relieve myself in the onesie. Desperate times, desperate measures.
March 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The only choice left was to relieve myself in the onesie. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Reposted
@snxffckabl.bsky.social wets my baggy jeans
March 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
@snxffckabl.bsky.social wets my baggy jeans
Reposted
@austriankinkyguy.bsky.social is pissing on me.
March 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
@austriankinkyguy.bsky.social is pissing on me.
Reposted
Tiny wet spot 😂
March 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tiny wet spot 😂
Reposted
Reposted
Please make it stop.
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Please make it stop.
Reposted
Infinite Lies
March 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Infinite Lies
Reposted
NBC News: The Espionage Act contains a provision making it crime to disclose national defense secrets "through gross negligence."
The law does not require info be classified, because it was written before the classification system existed. The law refers simply to "national defense information."
The law does not require info be classified, because it was written before the classification system existed. The law refers simply to "national defense information."
Negligently disclosing national defense information is illegal — and it doesn't have to be classified
The Espionage Act, the law that often has been used in criminal cases involving leaks or mishandling of classified information, contains a provision making it
www.nbcnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
NBC News: The Espionage Act contains a provision making it crime to disclose national defense secrets "through gross negligence."
The law does not require info be classified, because it was written before the classification system existed. The law refers simply to "national defense information."
The law does not require info be classified, because it was written before the classification system existed. The law refers simply to "national defense information."
Reposted
Reposted
No, he did not.
Hell, Biden’s margin of victory in 2020 was three points higher than Trump’s.
It’s such a stupid lie but they keep saying it to justify all the chaos.
Hell, Biden’s margin of victory in 2020 was three points higher than Trump’s.
It’s such a stupid lie but they keep saying it to justify all the chaos.
Bondi: "Yes, President Trump won the popular vote by an overwhelming majority." (Trump did not get a majority of votes!)
March 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
No, he did not.
Hell, Biden’s margin of victory in 2020 was three points higher than Trump’s.
It’s such a stupid lie but they keep saying it to justify all the chaos.
Hell, Biden’s margin of victory in 2020 was three points higher than Trump’s.
It’s such a stupid lie but they keep saying it to justify all the chaos.
Reposted
I spent 3 mos. doing summer stock in Northern Wisconsin right after college. This is what the night sky looked like. I'd never seen the Aurora Borealis, and it was magical.
February 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I spent 3 mos. doing summer stock in Northern Wisconsin right after college. This is what the night sky looked like. I'd never seen the Aurora Borealis, and it was magical.
Reposted
The aurora right above me
February 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The aurora right above me
Reposted
Dramatic corona aurora tonight in Venetie, Alaska! Here is what the aurora can look like in real-time during a substorm!
March 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Dramatic corona aurora tonight in Venetie, Alaska! Here is what the aurora can look like in real-time during a substorm!
Reposted
20 minutes ago here in Venetie, Alaska, the skies erupted in a beautiful auroral substorm. Here is just one of many real-time videos I recorded during the show to give you a sense of how fast and dynamic the aurora can move.
March 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
20 minutes ago here in Venetie, Alaska, the skies erupted in a beautiful auroral substorm. Here is just one of many real-time videos I recorded during the show to give you a sense of how fast and dynamic the aurora can move.