My younger self advises me that it’s better with drugs

1. Violent Femmes - s/t
2. Breeders - Last Splash
3. Clash - London Calling
4. Beatles - Revolver
5. Dead Milkmen - Eat Your Paisley

I switch back and forth between Reign in Blood and Seasons.

I wish I had taken a course like that. That sounds rad.

I did leave my door open while cooking and found Ted (I named him that because he is uncatchable and resourceful in the wilderness) in my bedroom about an hour later. I’d take him in but already have three.

Apes aren’t monkeys. When I see or hear someone refer to a chimp as a monkey it causes a great rage to build in me.

I have a similar situation. We’re at a point where he will rub against my leg but still won’t let me touch him.

LSD

I already speak in riddles. I guess I could up my game by forcing myself to speak in *rhyming * riddles, because I lack the coordination to walk backwards.

I’m listening to him reading his autobiography on audiobook. (I very rarely listen to audiobooks, but his Merseyside accent is captivating.) I need to get in the annual habit of bleaching my hair in celebration of his birthday.

Oh, scene hair (sigh). Glad I was too old for that and could grow a gnarly beard instead.

At the risk of seeming uncool, not exactly. But it definitely convinced me to stay in school.

Don’t want to answer all of that. I think the pay was $4.75 and I had to dress like Fred Flintstone.