this but youll actually have no flights soon
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this but youll actually have no flights soon
the worst day of the year is tomorrow
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the worst day of the year is tomorrow
get you a man who looks at you the same way Tenzing Norgay looked at Edmund Hillary
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
get you a man who looks at you the same way Tenzing Norgay looked at Edmund Hillary
i see we're saying the really loud part out loud, again, as if we didnt hear it the first eight hundred times before
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i see we're saying the really loud part out loud, again, as if we didnt hear it the first eight hundred times before
how i look when im eating wings at the gay bar
September 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
how i look when im eating wings at the gay bar
big @nytpitchbot.bsky.social energy here
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
big @nytpitchbot.bsky.social energy here
Dem Party be like:
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Dem Party be like:
goong through my photo reel and found this banger meme
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
goong through my photo reel and found this banger meme
You / Your favorite Pokémon
September 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You / Your favorite Pokémon
as i recall there was a ehole fad around the turn if the century where women would wear whole ass birds in their hats. this fad caused an entire species of bird to go extinct in florida!
here it is featured prominently in the poster for The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
here it is featured prominently in the poster for The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
September 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
as i recall there was a ehole fad around the turn if the century where women would wear whole ass birds in their hats. this fad caused an entire species of bird to go extinct in florida!
here it is featured prominently in the poster for The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
here it is featured prominently in the poster for The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
what flavor is your sona?
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
what flavor is your sona?
there is a DOG on the TRAIN
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
there is a DOG on the TRAIN
"while on the subject, may i interest you in a legion of immortal soldiers?"
September 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"while on the subject, may i interest you in a legion of immortal soldiers?"
this is where i skeet from
September 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
this is where i skeet from
back at the drafting table after the battle? on LABOR DAY? more likely than you think
September 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
back at the drafting table after the battle? on LABOR DAY? more likely than you think
the goat has lived another day
cw: blood, misaligned nose
cw: blood, misaligned nose
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the goat has lived another day
cw: blood, misaligned nose
cw: blood, misaligned nose
me reading the Illiad
August 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
me reading the Illiad
ok maybe the streetsweeper shouldnt move over. maybe i should...
lets these two go and hug and get ice cream together. it is i who is not worthy of them
lets these two go and hug and get ice cream together. it is i who is not worthy of them
August 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ok maybe the streetsweeper shouldnt move over. maybe i should...
lets these two go and hug and get ice cream together. it is i who is not worthy of them
lets these two go and hug and get ice cream together. it is i who is not worthy of them
we're just built different
August 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
we're just built different
nearly 25 years later and i still cant believe they gave Lord Farquaad such a fuck ass bob
August 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
nearly 25 years later and i still cant believe they gave Lord Farquaad such a fuck ass bob
me logging on to work this morning
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
me logging on to work this morning
"Grok is removed from X (formerly known as Twitter)? Ha! nice try. im talking about X's AI, Grok. I'm sure if Grok did something bad I'd know about it. How about we get Elon on the horn and we sort this out."
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Grok is removed from X (formerly known as Twitter)? Ha! nice try. im talking about X's AI, Grok. I'm sure if Grok did something bad I'd know about it. How about we get Elon on the horn and we sort this out."