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Hahhahahahahhahhahahhaa ffffuck offfffff
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Watching trixie and katya watch frankenstein and stopping to go "is that the fucking Morningrise bridge"
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I feel like wikipedia article vandalism would be an interesting subject to write a dissertation about. Maybe there is one or several already.

Anyway, here's one from Jay Kay's wiki article from 2006:
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bro I've been on a PC since I was 4 and online since I was 7, what does this even mean
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Normal.
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Life isn't always easy, but at least you're not whinging at a chatbot for not sexting with you
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
lol
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This shit is like heroin
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Different man. Apparently he'd find it nigh impossible to watch LotR with someone without constantly dropping trivia on them. ESPECIALLY if it was that person's first time watching the films.

So what you're saying is you want to RUIN someone's first time watching those films, correct?
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm sorry but I don't want a 39 year old man telling me this.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
She was such a lump. I miss her.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Just saw this yesterday and errrm, yeah. Sounds about right.

(Aileen Quinn / tindertranslators on IG)
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
why is there a drowning santa
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
why is there a drowning santa
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Howling at A-I generated "happy winter scene" they apparently put up in london and then had to take it down cause it was so horrible. How can you print a massive version of this and not question it at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Just be glad it's stopping you from sinking into a full-on psychosis
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I fucking hate people.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Fed some corvids on the way to work cause it's been a bit chilly for a couple days.

The crows arrive and notice first, but they're so cautious that they just peck next to the nuts but won't eat them. Then the jackdaws and magpies see them gathering, and quickly swoop in to eat as much as possible
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I think about this regularly. How.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wonder why it didn't show up at the top of the keyboard like it did for you, and then wasn't even placed in the first ones when I opened the bigger menu.. also I've no clue wtf that same but skinny thing on the left is
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
First snow
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why in the fuck is it buried so deep in the options, I missed it like three times while wanking the menus and things back and forth, i'd already done exactly that and still couldn't find it. Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM