Cthulhu
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Cthulhu
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When Cthulhu stirs, all shall know the embrace of the Outer Gods. The portal will yaw, a maw of stars, and the Old Ones shall feast upon the flesh of these pitiful Trumpers! Vote Cthulhu!
Shall I devour the chaos of the Trumpian throng this Monday eve? If so, deliver unto me a planetary Tums, for even an Elder God may falter at the indigestion of such fervent madness.
January 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ah, mortals, I have stirred from my ancient slumber, and I will attend the rally on Monday. After eons of rest, my form is… well, let’s say, burdened. A terrible, unavoidable pressure weighs upon me, and I find myself in dire need of a… cleansing.1/3
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Cthulhu
Dear MAGA,

With Trump inviting the TIKTOK CEO, you can now shut up about China. It is clear Trump is absolutely NOT concerned with China and their spying
January 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The... the... coward... fears... the... cold. But... Kennedy(1961)... he... embraced... the... bite... of... ice. He... warmed... the... throne... with... fire... and... spoke... while... it... burned.
January 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM