I love a good metaphor, but this is a bit on the nose.

How the fuck did we get here? #RIPUSA

47 miles of fun. So slow.

My favorite album from each year I've been alive. This was a fun exercise. Not a Topster list but the best I can do.

Our Joking Hazard never ending story.

We need a revolution to rip the system.

The only things guaranteed in life:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Toronto Maple Leafs choking in the playoffs.

Never thought I'd get hurt this bad playing hockey. Especially as a goalie. Puck went through the bars enough to smash my eyebrow. Twelve stitches.

Don't really know how I ended up on the Doom/Stoner kick, but damn this shits heavy.

I've been listening to Windhand, Red Widows, Beastmaker, and Tripping Haze Ceremony lately. This is coming from loving death and black metal for years. Where has this been all my life?

#DoomMetalSky

I don't know why it took me so long to find this band, but I can't stop listening.

GTKY Heavy Metal:

Classic Metal: When I'm in the mood
Hair Metal: No
Nu Metal: eh. Not really.
Gothic Metal: Type O Negative
Black Metal: YES
Stoner/Doom Metal: YES
Death Metal: YES
Power Metal: No
Symphonic Metal: No
Industrial Metal: YES
Folk Metal: No
Thrash Metal: YES
Prog Metal: Nah

Buffaloes 3
Shamrocks 2

#BeerLeague
#BeerLeagueScores
#BeerLeagueHero

Bluesky needs to refine its "Sports" algorithm.

When I said I like sports, I meant I like hockey.

Algorithm post.

Metal:
Doom
Death
Black
Thrash

Games:
Magic
Cyberpunk

Beer

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