Scry Raccoon
scry.taxbadger.com
Scry Raccoon
@scry.taxbadger.com
Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77.

Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social
Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com

Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social

Seattle area. 18+
...after. I think it held up pretty well!
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Been actively working on upping my tape game. How'd I do? Constructive feedback welcome!
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
*wiggles*
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just before another work change >.>
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Oh heyyyyy, I found it
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Zana and Credenza-- our only two reptiles-- were immediate best buds
November 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Happy NNN, for those who celibate.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I said I wasn't gonna dress up for Halloween, but I was lion

(roar)
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Looking over my pictures from the zoo, I found I got this great video of a kangaroo doing a hippity-hop
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
We're bringing home a new friend we met at the zoo (which was AMAZING, if you're even Guadalajara, do not miss it): his name is Zanahorias, Zana for short, or just Carrots if you want to anglicize it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
diaper
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
These guys are also coming with-- from left to right, they're Pancake, Oliver, Jeffrey, D-Trikk and Twevor.
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Books I'm bringing on our trip to Mexico (we leave at 6am).
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Important additional perspective: the view from the changing table >.>
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Work change accomplished ^^
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It can be hard for me to access little space, but the other night @headpatspls.bsky.social done got me aaaaaall the way cubbed out.
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thiiiiinking about it. Maybe a little too on the nose.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Okay but guys I really love this onesie. Space dinos!
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Over the past couple years as I've (finally) out on a normal amount of weight (maybe just a little extra) and slouched gently into middle age, and the consensus seems to be "Willie Garson".
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Then I went bald around 25 and all I ever heard was "hey, Moby!"
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Celebrities I've been told I look like: a retrospective.

When I was a kid up into my early 20s, it was all Keith Haring, all the time.
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Last night I came VERY CLOSE to buying this shirt.
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Chicken with zhoug sauce. Inasmuch as I have a "speciality" in the kitchen, this is it:
October 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Got mine and I love it so much. Been saying onesies need pockets for yeeeeeaaars!
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is okay to show to a child, right?
September 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM