Not Low Plane?!?!

My entire life is a lie.

I kinda want to go back to sleep.
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Omg that's a travesty.

PUN INTENDED AND NOW I'M MAD

Yeah that or a merch drop, which would be worse?

I need a gaylor live somewhere please invite me. The time has come for us to gather.

There's a 🌈lor on the Onion staff 🤣🤣🤣

Hey I'm in the 17th!!
Let's goooo!

For real. I was a baby way back then!
(I'm also going to erase the protests I was taken to as a child that involved abortion clinics. I hate that chapter. I became an Ab escort as an adult to make amends for those events in my childhood past.)

My first protest was against W bombing Iraq. Pretty much haven't stopped since then.

Tom Holland wars n95 masks in public spaces in the year 2025 and that keeps him the hottest man in Hollywood.
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They can't get more specific than "Montana", too? 🤣 Montana is a massive, enormous state. They were spotted in it, though.
Lolz