@scruffyunicorn.bsky.social
My bones never hardened, but my spirit did
It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!? #gaybdl #tistheseasontobepadded
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s getting Christmasy…wait what?!? #gaybdl #tistheseasontobepadded
Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Also I haven’t been padded in forever, so I did the only logical thing and doubled up ;-p #gaybdl #dontworryimstilllockedup #imiasedthisfeelingsomuch
Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p #gaywam #pieintheface
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Sometimes I also get pied in clothes :-p #gaywam #pieintheface
Well we’re off to a start ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Well we’re off to a start ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It’s spooky season, grey sweatpants season, and locktober, all rolled into one! #gaychastity #teamlocked #formeitsalwayscoffeeseason
Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Nothing like your husband getting take out after you fall asleep, and then then next day tasting a sauce and not knowing if it’s really good marinara, or really bad salsa #justohiotakeoutproblems
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
October 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I am not awake yet…and obviously neither is my cock #gaychastity #teamlocked #iswearillwakeupatsomepoint
July 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Time for two truths and a lie:
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
July 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Time for two truths and a lie:
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
-it is Tuesday
-I am awake
-this is my b hole
I know it’s hard, take your time :-p #ahintisthatmycoffeesnotgone #anotherhintisthesecondpic #athirdhintisthecalendar
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
July 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Does coffee taste better when you’re caged? I don’t know… ;-p #gaychastity #teamlocked #rightnowanycoffeeisgoodcoffee
Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches
July 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Well, you either die a Pichu, or live long enough to see yourself become the Pikachu #theresnotenoughcoffeefortoday #gaybdl #pikapikabitches
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
July 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
June 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Already 1 in the books ;-p #gaywam #pieintheface
Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug #gaypup #heysometimeslifeishardok
June 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Well, pup still can’t figure out how to drink coffee from a mug #gaypup #heysometimeslifeishardok
June 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
June 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
3 things:
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
June 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
3 things:
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
-I do love root beer
-it does taste like European toothpaste
-I have an exceedingly slow work day
#workingfromhomeandboredaftoday
June 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Not quite awake yet, but even I can tell these panties aren’t doing much to hide what’s underneath #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaypanties #sorryittooklongerthanithoughttoheal
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Not quite awake yet, but even I can tell these panties aren’t doing much to hide what’s underneath #gaychastity #teamlocked #gaypanties #sorryittooklongerthanithoughttoheal
Was really hoping my knee would be better by now. Oh well, back to posting…with coffee #gaybdl #imsurprisedcoffeehasntfixeditalready
May 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Was really hoping my knee would be better by now. Oh well, back to posting…with coffee #gaybdl #imsurprisedcoffeehasntfixeditalready
April 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Just here waiting…;-) #gaywam #pieintheface
April 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Just here waiting…;-) #gaywam #pieintheface