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Thirstie Allsopp
@scrubmummy.bsky.social
Gay man pushing 30
Checking Bluesky after several months and seeing that some of my Twitter pals are posting regularly
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
And then this
April 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Here’s the top of my Reddit homepage today
April 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
When Gen Zs post their #OfficeSiren fits and they all just look like this
March 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Jack Antonoff producing the most recent Kendrick album
February 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have the potential to make the funniest wedding DJ hire of all time
February 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And this is where they’re all taking your mum 😂😂😂
January 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is where I live
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Filling in the stupid data capture form for a wedding stylist so I could get their brochure of services and had to click exit upon reading this compulsory question
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Cake Box
January 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
[Hotel California voice]
January 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The algorithm since I got engaged 😍😍😍
January 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
December 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Brand: You finish that ring yet?
Designer: Sure did boss, big Goatse vibes, just like you asked.
Brand: what
December 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Looking at these drug names like
December 22, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Promise to be
Dazzling
December 22, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Pick it up dorlin, London Carling™
When I go pronzing, yeah I go all IN
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Elliott Smith was playing at reformer Pilates
December 5, 2024 at 11:25 PM
1 December so I’m starting this tonight
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The one time I’ve seen Robyn before last night was 17(!) years ago at the Girl Guides’ annual Big Gig 2007. I was 11. This was the line-up.

Imagining a line-up like this now (with a batch of artists from either the 00s or more contemporary) and thinking sadly about how much it would cost.
November 29, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Every man in Kentish Town dressed as The Dare tonight
November 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Declan McKenna barrier tickler, meet the Eras Tour seat pisser
November 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
She was skinny-dipping in mother lake here
November 19, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Watching Rivals
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
We’re not getting white nationalist penis size anxiety posts like this here on Bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM