Dick Whet
@scrotefloats.bsky.social
Sorry kids, Santa forgot to flush
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sorry kids, Santa forgot to flush
Baby it's Grohl outside
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Baby it's Grohl outside
Trump Dead at 79 After Sitting On Balls Too Hard
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Trump Dead at 79 After Sitting On Balls Too Hard
You've been marked for the Chotining
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You've been marked for the Chotining
"Could a closeted gay man do THIS?"
*vomits in wife's vagina*
*vomits in wife's vagina*
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Could a closeted gay man do THIS?"
*vomits in wife's vagina*
*vomits in wife's vagina*
The worst part of being captured by ICE is having to ride in the stinky minivan they've been using to deliver DoorDash for the past 3 years
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The worst part of being captured by ICE is having to ride in the stinky minivan they've been using to deliver DoorDash for the past 3 years
George R.R. Martin Sizzles in Dr. Demento Biopic
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
George R.R. Martin Sizzles in Dr. Demento Biopic
Men wearing white sunglasses are consistently in the top 3% of total dickheads
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Men wearing white sunglasses are consistently in the top 3% of total dickheads
That was the wettest fart of my career.
October 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That was the wettest fart of my career.
ICE Unveils Flying K-9s That Only Respond to Commands in German
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ICE Unveils Flying K-9s That Only Respond to Commands in German
Baptism Linked To Autism
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Baptism Linked To Autism
I'm sorry I said your newborn baby was misbegotten
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm sorry I said your newborn baby was misbegotten
All groypers are gooners, but not all gooners are groypers.
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
All groypers are gooners, but not all gooners are groypers.
Watching the President's health rapidly deteriorate like
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching the President's health rapidly deteriorate like
Climate change? That's just Mother Nature throwing ass, and serving cunt.
September 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Climate change? That's just Mother Nature throwing ass, and serving cunt.
Sorry I called your newborn baby "AI slop"
September 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sorry I called your newborn baby "AI slop"