By making Lorne walleyed

Putting this on the speaker at work and watching my coworkers spontaneously form a union in order to get me fired.

Holy shit did you see that gif from Monsters vs. Aliens with the caption "WHEN SHE DOTH BUST OPEN MY FREAKY STYLE THUNTHUNTHUN THE OCKY WAY" I laughed so hard I accidentally put a bunch of rat poison in my coffee

You keep posting funny clips from Dexter, and they almost make me want to re-re-rewatch the show. But I also remember these are the only noteworthy parts in the span of like five episodes.

If someone is annoying I unfollow them if someone is funny I follow them I enjoy the app

Also I hope you guys like my clocky elf his name is Camellia

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

joshua weismann and getting hit in the liver by mike tyson when

person who is already annoying: I need to emulate the most annoying man on Earth

Guy who would absolutely dodge the draft: man it just sucks we arent blowing up evil countries like we used to. at least I can join the pederast foundation now.