Scriptonaut
@scriptonaut.bsky.social
Do IT stuff; keep her happy; urge our kids to be better at life and follow their passions; love the water; miss #travel; enjoy a good #bourbon and #biscuit
Calm down with the *daily* copypasta emails reminding me that a car is ready for me to purchase, @Tesla. I need $$$ first! Thanks! (CC: @elonmusk
December 2, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Calm down with the *daily* copypasta emails reminding me that a car is ready for me to purchase, @Tesla. I need $$$ first! Thanks! (CC: @elonmusk
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Another day of H putting in work. He makes it look easy. My back hurts from putting the cones out. 😂 #basketball #hoops
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Another day of H putting in work. He makes it look easy. My back hurts from putting the cones out. 😂 #basketball #hoops
Since he was cut on the last day of tryouts in 6th grade, he's put in an absurd amount of work. There's much uncertainty in his Junior year of HS, but he's still working and aspiring to be better. Trainers, coaches, and players have all made him better. He's hungry. #basketball
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Since he was cut on the last day of tryouts in 6th grade, he's put in an absurd amount of work. There's much uncertainty in his Junior year of HS, but he's still working and aspiring to be better. Trainers, coaches, and players have all made him better. He's hungry. #basketball
Basketball has always been a love of mine, and I'm happy I have this guy to share it with now. His talents at such a young age have far surpassed mine. Proud of what Hayden has accomplished so far, with more to come I'm sure. (Thanks for the clip, Hibachi.) #hoops #basketballdad
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Basketball has always been a love of mine, and I'm happy I have this guy to share it with now. His talents at such a young age have far surpassed mine. Proud of what Hayden has accomplished so far, with more to come I'm sure. (Thanks for the clip, Hibachi.) #hoops #basketballdad
Got a 10 count of pocket-size hand sanitizer from @bathbodyworks. Any car dealers taking trades? Champagne Toast in the mix - let’s make it happen. #COVID19
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Got a 10 count of pocket-size hand sanitizer from @bathbodyworks. Any car dealers taking trades? Champagne Toast in the mix - let’s make it happen. #COVID19
What a terrible experience with @GametimeUnited today. Tried to buy @WashWizards tickets for my family to attend a game tonight. They had a featured “Zone Deal” where you have 15 minutes to buy tickets for a range of sections. They only tell you the sections, not the row/seats.
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
What a terrible experience with @GametimeUnited today. Tried to buy @WashWizards tickets for my family to attend a game tonight. They had a featured “Zone Deal” where you have 15 minutes to buy tickets for a range of sections. They only tell you the sections, not the row/seats.
Well, that was amazing. Thanks @WaltDisneyWorld and @Gartner_SYM. Chills! #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Well, that was amazing. Thanks @WaltDisneyWorld and @Gartner_SYM. Chills! #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
“Simmer down, boss!” - Colin Powell 😂 #GartnerSYM #ColinLPowell
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
“Simmer down, boss!” - Colin Powell 😂 #GartnerSYM #ColinLPowell
Looking forward to this one. #ColinLPowell #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Looking forward to this one. #ColinLPowell #GartnerSYM
And oh how far the WWW has come. #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
And oh how far the WWW has come. #GartnerSYM
One place or another, he gets work. Happy, sad, or upset, he goes to work. #ballislife #basketballdad
December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
One place or another, he gets work. Happy, sad, or upset, he goes to work. #ballislife #basketballdad
Tom Brady bringing the coat back this year??? #SuperBowl
December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Tom Brady bringing the coat back this year??? #SuperBowl
My wife and I as we await today’s announcement regarding a deal to end the government shutdown. #GovtShutdown #Shutdown Come on already!!!
December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
My wife and I as we await today’s announcement regarding a deal to end the government shutdown. #GovtShutdown #Shutdown Come on already!!!
Stuck in the back but ready for the Opening Keynote nonetheless. Here we go!!! #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Stuck in the back but ready for the Opening Keynote nonetheless. Here we go!!! #GartnerSYM
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
.@Chris_Meloni Fancy dresser? Clearly, yes! 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
.@Chris_Meloni Fancy dresser? Clearly, yes! 😂
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Few days late sharing, but this is always fun to find on the @wmata metro. Someone had fun with the fire extinguisher. (@unsuckdcmetro
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Few days late sharing, but this is always fun to find on the @wmata metro. Someone had fun with the fire extinguisher. (@unsuckdcmetro
See, @Twitter isn't the only site with such upstanding citizens. @YouTube commenters are caring and generous too. YT even keeps them around after reporting them. Way to keep it classy, @Joshua7761. Yeah, that's you! CC @TeamYoutube
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
See, @Twitter isn't the only site with such upstanding citizens. @YouTube commenters are caring and generous too. YT even keeps them around after reporting them. Way to keep it classy, @Joshua7761. Yeah, that's you! CC @TeamYoutube
December 2, 2024 at 3:26 AM
