what's up with its eyes. why does it look like it smoked weed from the gas station

finally, the best colour

you can get paid for playing computer? how

big uncomfortable porcelain chair that swooshes water around. it's about as dumb as it sounds

guards! seize him!!

i dunno one of those paws is looking a little faded, might require closer examination...

i see people offering alternatives, but i will be brave and speak my truth:
no, there isn’t. it is the absolute comfiest as far as i’m concerned

Back on my "middle having their big kid privileges taken away" brain rot

The contrast is cute....

what if i threaten to leak. i bet that's pretty intimidating

getting your sentence commuted to heavy regression therapy after 3 months