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"when it had finished, the curtains closed and house lights disrupted the moment, everyone had tears in their eyes, longing for an encore, clasping their hands and wailing as though a beloved had left the room. Such a truly cinematic experience, in their hearts will never be known again"
-probably
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
FoxNews would *daily* accuse her of not stopping the Russia war against Ukraine.

Trump would be on regular rallies accusing her, Biden, and Obama of the incredible.

Republicans in Congress would be investigating her breathing, Hunter's paintings, and Walz's kid's pet's rabies shots.
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Trump's only pride and care is his name. We'll need more than just talking to him; his name needs to be directly attached to each and every abducted or parentless child, to each business affected, to each US citizen killed.
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Maybe China is treating Canada as a partner better than the US is currently?
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
... with quotas and bonuses for cruelty
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
ICE escalated.
ICE disarmed him.
Then ICE killed him.
ICE blocked an investigation to the killing.

Republicans are okay with this.
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"If those countries don't do what I demand, I'll punish US citizens with higher prices! That will show 'em"
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Even if he could fart magic sprinkles that cured cancer, solved poverty, and gave everyone a pony we should still have an election.
January 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
His supporters are too dumb to realize his 'announcement' is undercut by two simple facts; 1) congress has to pass a law to put it into effect by that date he demands, and 2) he's gutting the enforcement agency CFPB.

Social media posts are not laws, but his cult is stupid.
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Implementing the socialism they fervently claim to be against.
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"Why aren't the Dems doing anything ?!1?!!?"

Something was done. Attempts were made. The GOP blocked it all. The correct question is why aren't the Republicans doing anything.

The answer is because they want a dictatorship. Their actions prove it.
January 7, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We're not certain Johnson is aware that Trump authorized an attack on Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Third in line for the Presidency.

Doesn't know what's going on, claims to not need to know.

Why the fuck is he in office. He's a real-life NPC.
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
So, you're giving a pass for the Republicans. They've got the steering wheel and you're asking the passengers why they're on the wrong side of the street.
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"In two weeks! We're looking strongly at it. It will be in numbers never seen before! We're gonna rename it to The Donald J. Trump Treasury Department so they'll issue Trump dividends. $2000! For certain taxpayers, not all of them of course but the whi--, I mean, the right ones will get bonuses!"
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
look how happy they are to protect pedophiles
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
But he was thinking about it
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"per child"? as though there's a group rate or one can share the operation with another that he's not disclosing.

No, that qualifier he added just to reinforce fear mongering and idiocy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"I don't know. I have not seen it yet so I won't comment on it"
- probably Congressman Mike Johnson
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
... Again.

Important to remember this is the second time.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Republicans. Don't. Care.

They'll cave to whatever Trump wants, which is madness.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
But we already tried that.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ask Infantino how Trump's dictate
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cult members see nothing wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
CONSUME!
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM