Scrum
scrimothybingus.bsky.social
Scrum
@scrimothybingus.bsky.social
You may also know me as Calvin Beep Beep McLeafus or Scrimothy Bingus. I was banned from FB, I may be trying to reconnect with you on here. If you're meeting me for the first time, read my posts and reconsider.
Fuck this sick repugnant society and every sick fuck that perpetuates it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Wait a minute... this paper holds no actual value. Lying sacks of shit.
November 7, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I feel like a dead, burnt out star on the edge of an ugly chaotic universe. Cold, alone, nowhere to hide and no idea what I'm to be hiding from. I just know it's horrible, and it's arriving soon.
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Here we go again, working and/or looking for work all the time, not earning enough to pay the bills, never have any petty cash on hand for basic goddamn shit. Fuck this country and it's economy. Fucking pyramid scheme bullshit.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Spider. Eye. Lamb.
October 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why does the world suck so many metric tons of ass through a clogged straw?
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you said anything about Trump on FB and started having constant account and verification issues, this is the man responsible. Robby Starbuck.

Fucking named-after-a-coffee chain evil Corey Feldman looking mfer.
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Abolish article 1, section six of the constitution, get rid of citizens united, and run the government by lottery. The mummies have their fucking resort timeshares and pyramid schemes on the side, they'll live. Even if they shouldn't.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The fact that Matt Rife has to buy the Warrens occult museum and run it on the side tells you all you need to know about his comedy "career".
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You sit around all day playing that sick, repulsive, electric TWANGER! I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND I CARRIED AN M-16 AND-
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Mothman
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sending kids to concentration camps so psychopaths can "torture the gay out of them" has nothing to do with "free speech". Total crock of shit.
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Marcus the worm must be protected at all costs.
October 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"When you hear me call out, baby kick the wall out, and crawl out through the fallout back to me."
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I've got no one I can speak honestly with in my real life, so I don't speak in real life.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fuck. What do now?
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Officially banned from Meta, they nuked my account along with over 6 years worth of posts, pages, groups and memes.

I was getting a little spicy with the Charlie stuff, but they allow right wingers to be spicier with death threats and racist rhetoric. This is political repression, plain and simple
September 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM