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I don't think those are real. Check the text under "calories". The real Dr. Pepper peeps are chicks in a more sickly brown-red color.
Red-brown marshmallow chicks surrounding a can of Dr. Pepper with the text "THEY'RE TAKING OVER STORES"
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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and Dan Aykroyd, who did NOT die
Gonzo from The Muppet Christmas Carol about to deliver the iconic like "and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
September 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Anime girl in front of the Gateway Arch. She is wearing a bucket hat with the St. Louis flag covering it and a Cardinals jersey. She holds a Fitz's Root Beer and a glass with the St. Louis Blues logo on it.
August 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Finally, midwestern representation in politics.
Skyline Chili product photo of a "chili 5-way", a dish composed of spaghetti, chili, beans, shredded cheese, and diced onions.
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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This is how it looks coming in the way I came in seeing it the first time. Absolutely jarring.
Google Maps Streetview showing a road with a spike-like obelisk monument at the end of a suburban road
August 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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@maxkriegervg.bsky.social Congrats on dropping the McDoc! I've been excited for the release for quite some time lol
A man's hand holding a blue reusable cup with the words "Nonstandard Florida" on it.
May 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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love those new cow tools
white square with rounded corners
March 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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@torcho.bsky.social @andystoys.bsky.social does your shop have any vintage monchhichi dolls like this one in stock?
Monchhichi doll
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I just thought about him in relation to the reboot and wondered if he was still acting. I noticed that this is the totality of the Personal Life section on his Wikipedia page.
Screenshot from wikipedia reading: "Personal Life Lenk is gay." The sentence "lenk is gay" has a single citation.
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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daikon radish
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Poster for the film "Alien vs Predator" with the tag line "WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE"
December 19, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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they should do Big Fucking Cube, but not the way you'd think
Madison Cube Garden as depicted in Futurama. It's a cube shaped building resting on one corner rather than a side
February 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I'm so glad someone else had this thought lol I feel seen
Dakota Johnson as Madame Web in front of a yellow map of the United States of America with the word "Web!"
February 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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I managed to get Minthara while saving the Grove and getting Halsin in the party as well. It was really annoying and now the game has reacted by stuffing Minthara and Halsin into the same camp lol
Screenshot from Baldurs Gate 3 showing the player character (here a Teifling woman), Halsin (a large muscular elf and a child. It also shows a woman's head clipped halfway through a table as she sits under/within it
February 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Post from classically-lit-memes4u reading "RIP to everyone killed but im different. and better. maybe eve is better than the gods"
December 25, 2023 at 1:32 PM
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FWIW the "bothered" she felt is that society others trans people to the degree a trans girl asked permission before entering a public bathroom. Total clickbait headline.
"But the fact that she felt the need to ask stirred up feelings of pity and rage in equal measure. I felt incensed over the fact that this harmless individual possibly has and probably will experience some sort of social repudiation at the hands of a narrow-minded loser who minds other people's business more than their own. As if growing up isnt already fraught with feelings of insecurity and a heightened awareness of your differences from others. As if being a teenager in today's world isn't like wandering into the seventh circle of hell with gasoline shorts on. Sure, the world is a big, scary place. But the girls' bathroom is something else entirely, and it should stay that way. I felt a wave of maternal protectiveness wash over me as I thought about how she must feel on a regular basis. Physically, she was long-limbed and lofty but yet she seemed so small and defenceless. A kid. Just figuring herself out, one day at a time. When she came into the sink area, she told me she liked...
December 25, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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Bob Odenkirk in the 2019 film "Little Women" with the subtitle changed to read "My little Muppets"
December 24, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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the worman
Side by side of Heidi Klum as a person and Heidi Klum in costume as a worm
October 13, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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If you're still giving out codes, here's some more to pass around. my twitter is locked while I look for a job or I'd post them there.
bluesky codes
September 29, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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a panel from the comic Achewood in which a bear in glases driving a van says "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'case now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
August 11, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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a restaurant that somehow got my email sent these two emails back to back, as though it weren't loud enough the first time
two email subject lines. the top, the most recent, reads "MARGARITA MONDAYS AT PADRINOS". The bottom, less recent one, reads "MARGARITA MONDAYS at Padrinos"
August 7, 2023 at 3:31 PM