Scribblz
scribblz.bsky.social
Scribblz
@scribblz.bsky.social
The name be Jacob
random straight white cismale atheist teenager with ADHD, POTS, and (likely) Narcolepsy.
I am the woke mob and I fight for world takeover by giving everyone the woke mind virus
I HEAVILY SUSPECT I am on the spectrum in some way
Pinned
I am not currently looking for online friends/mutuals because I am already great friends with people I met irl, and I am not going to take the risk of getting too close to people online.
Boomers are right!! We should stop drinking coffee daily and stop paying for streaming services. Then we’ll be able to get a house.

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
IF 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HAPPY 👏 AND 👏 YOU 👏 KNOW 👏 IT 👏 CLAP 👏 YOUR 👏 HANDS 👏

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I love that they keep remaking the same movies and TV shows since 1980, again and again and again and again and again...

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pay 30 USD to bring an old game that I already own to a modern-ish console? SIGN ME UP! What, are you all poor or whatever?

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Spoilers ahead, did you keep reading? If you did, getting spoiled on the internet is your own fault! #Warned #Spoilers

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
can y’all in office stop acting like nobles and just fucking impeach the guy
October 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I had to say goodbye to my Andromeda yesterday, she was tragically hit by a car.
She didn’t suffer, she just collapsed and quietly had her final breaths.
I love her so much and she means so much to me, she’s been around most of my life and I can hardly remember a life without her.
I miss you Meda ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sorry guys, I willed it into existence, I didn't consider the consequences of my actions
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
turning on notifications for all posts and replies from @jcsalterego.bsky.social to see how long it takes before my brain explodes.
Bluesky
o.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
god I love having narcolepsy where 3 alarms isn’t fucking enough to wake up for your second dose of sleep medicine, so you end up setting six (they’re also set up on my computer)
September 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
lemme test something rq
twitter
I am typing tetwittert
contetwittert
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was left with far too many questions
why are they reviving mickey mouse clubhouse
why is this the way they are marketing it
why does this ad just keep going
this is cancer
July 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
$15
May 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
May 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the situation is crazy
why would anyone do something so insane?
May 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
fuck you
May 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
no
Quote with something red

LIIIKE ROOOOSES
May 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I can’t believe that GTA VI was delayed before GTA VI.
May 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
ima switch trumps shoes out for clown shoes brb.
April 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@mystman12.bsky.social pretty please do the entirety of steamed hams but skinner is baldi and the superintendent is principal of the thing.
April 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
normal people: scroll through bluesky

me: tries to get the top line with the feeds pixels to be right next to the lines dividing the posts to make a thick line.
April 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#NintendoSwitch2 #Nintendo
I finally figured out why the game key cards exist, and it’s actually pretty smart for something that is kinda dumb

Third-party support has ALWAYS been a problem for nintendo in the 2000s, from gamecube to now, they just couldn’t win.
April 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Scribblz
Switch 2? More like Switch 2 the SuperGrafx which has a full library of... damnit NEC only 6 games how did you fuck this up this bad
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“I have no mouth and I must scream”
almost perfectly defines how the average lower to middle class member feels right now
you have almost no voice and they’re still trying to suppress it further
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
tired
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM